Carol Danvers and Monica Rambeau based on Alex Ross’ Captains Marvel pitch.
Day 15 of random thoughts
COACHES ON CHAT PART 3
Belmont: Can anyone explain to me, WHY is Strika Land on fire?
Vince: oh, that's simple. The tank fired
Von Pushup: YOU FIRED MY TANK?!
Belmont: what do you-
Belmont: BY ITSELF?!
Coach: IT WAS VINCE
Vince: NO IT WASN'T
Belmont: so who was in that tank, I got lost after an hour
Coach: in the end Vince got in, and we started fighting, and the tank fired
Belmont: you seem to be so calm about that, is anyone injured?!
Vince: as far as I know Dingaan is missing, Skarra didn't even come to the game, so nothing new
Coach: I don't know where Shakes nor El Matador are, but I'm sure they're fine
Belmont: what do you mean "as far as you know"?!
Belmont: you're sure they're fine?!
Vince: I'm not there, you expect me to be a psychic?
Belmont: where-
Coach: we're guarding a tank
Belmont: ... what
Vince: yep
Von Pushup: is my baby okay?
Coach: first of all, it is not yours anymore
Coach: second of all, it is fine, the police towed it away
Belmont: and why is there both of you there?
Vince: I'm not letting that bastard take MY tank
Coach: I was first there so the tank is MINE
Von Pushup: it's actually mine...
Coach: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
Toni Vern: Guys I'm alive!
Del Aqua: OI FUCK OFF TONI, ITS NOT ABOUT YOU NOW
Vince: and you spawned here out of nowhere
Del Aqua: I was reading this conversation, just didn't have anything to add
Coach: wait, Toni, didn't you loose a kidney?
Von Pushup: actually, Uber found another one today
Belmont: great...
Vince: so how are you alive Toni?
Toni Vern: I made my new kidneys!
Del Aqua: what the fuck
Coach: will you elaborate?
Toni Vern: I spent the last day creating mechanical kidneys and implementing them in my body
Vince: you performed a surgery... on yourself
Toni Vern: it wasn't that difficult, I was still open
Del Aqua: wow
Coach: you scare me
Belmont: wait Toni, so you were aware while they were cutting out your kidneys?
Toni Vern: yes
Del Aqua: what was the feeling?
Toni Vern: kinda weird, as if De Los Santoswas dancing on my spine. they gave a lot of painkillers and stuff tho
Toni Vern: head was spinning
Del Aqua: you have some of this stuff left?
Belmont: this is it! The solution!
Vince: what?
Coach: ???
Von Pushup: huh?
Belmont: do you guys even think sometimes? The one who took Toni's kidneys is the one who stole a tank!
Von Pushup: is it a theft, if they're paying for the tank?
Belmont: does not matter
Toni Vern: so iron tank have my kidneys?
Belmont: yes, long story
Belmont: Toni, did you recognize the people who kidnapped you?
Toni Vern: yes
Belmont: who were they?!
Toni Vern: I
Toni Vern: I don't remember
Belmont: ...
Belmont: FOR FUCKS SAKE
Vince: I GOT THE TANK
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This is a long one, but the plot is expanding and I hope it made you laugh or at least smirk
Guess the team name iron tank wasn’t just for show after all they do have military equipment…and Vince and coach were crazy enough to get in it…also Tony with the kidneys sounds Something he WOULD done.
@c28hunter this is a pretty funny moment and in character for everyone here
Jacob and Kaze chapter from the Revelation Anthology! Requested by Anon, hope you don’t mind a small mark on it (why you guys don’t want me to know who are you? just curious)
Here Jacob didn’t liked the idea of Kaze being the new retainer of Corrin. One night, Corrin talks with him about everyone from Hoshido and Nohr trying to get a long better now that they are a team, but they are interrupted by enemies and Jacob got injured.
Later, Corrin explain to Jacob how Kaze saved them, and after a little talk with him, Jacob decide to apologize to Kaze and try to work with him.
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I will add to add that I’m not going to scan the whole book guys! Unless someone want to translate it. I did an exception because maybe this chapter have a better luck to find translation
Fire Emblem Fates: Royal Siblings Anthology
Chapter 10
Ok, this chapter is funny when you undertand what they are talking about. So, here is what is happening based on what someone told me is happening, sorry if something is wrong.
Everything start with a reunion with the siblings, they are making some war strategies. Corrin then coments that he is happy to finally have all the siblings together and Azura say that she is happy too.
Then, Elise bring a sudden question coming out of nowhere “Who is the Big Brother from all the sibling?”
Xander and Ryoma say that is between them, since they are the olders, but then the conversations take a new turn: what if they choose the big sibling, not based on age, but based on skills?
Xander say that is still him, since he is more experienced. Ryoma say that he is the faster taking decisions so is him! Everyone else complaint wanting to have an oportunity to be the older sibling!!
They need to choose based on how many books they read! Or maybe based on who can sing the best! Or what about based on their chest size? (you can guess who say what, right?)
No, is better to choose based on height right? Then Corrin calls himself the older sibling, since his dragon form is the bigger!! Everyone ask Corrin to shut up and stop being unfair!
Then Elise come with an idea… If she get married to Ryoma, will she become the older sister? Xander start asking Ryoma when did he started dating Elise with an obvious angry face, but Ryoma then start saying that he hasn’t dated anyone yet!
Leo ask Takumi to start calling him “older brother” if Elise really marry Ryoma, so Takumi start to freak out saying that he don’t want to call him older brother! And quickly request Ryoma to don’t marry Elise, but if he is that much in love, then he will not stop him. Ryoma then shouts that he don’t have plans to marry anyone yet!!
Sakura then shoot a new question “What if she get married to prince Xander? Who will be the older sister then, her or Elise?”
Now Ryoma and Xander wants to kill each other! While Hinoka, Camilla, Takumi, Leo, Corrin and Azura become confused on who is who in this familly.
Outside of the room, Kaze and Silas are confused too about what the hell they are talking about!
More scans under the cut!
i recently rewatched atlantis and my love for audrey resurfaced, then i started thinking about the conversation @persnickety-doodles and i had a while back about this crossover and i couldn’t resist :”)
Welcome to Audrey and Winry’s repair shop, fixing all kinds of mechanical needs from mechanical body parts to vehicles
kapitan-kawaii-deactivated20220
Balalaika: you’re going to need to strap up if we’re going to spend anymore time together
Integra, pulling out her pistol
Balalaika: I mean that’s quite exciting, too, dear
Why? Because I can. Anyway, last night, my brain had a dreaming session with DotU and VLD Allura. And for some reason there was a party or something going on and the boys were caught up in who should get to ask DotU Allura to dance first. Disregarding them, VLD Allura just rips off her dress in perfect Team Rocket (Pokemon) style to show another outfit underneath and goes to ask DotU Allura if should would give her the honour of a dance. And thus they dance in the end. While DotU Lance, VLD Lance, and DotU Hunk were put out that they were beat to the princess by a princess, DotU Pidge was admiring the two princesses dancing. And that, my dears, is what led to this.
Also, enjoy a Pidge in awe of the two princesses.
A kid’s Disneyworld dream, huh?
Anyway! I hope y’all enjoy this one. Until next time!
❎ Crossover AU | Speed Edit: Here
At first, I thought Fala was DotU Allura’s mom but it was her Japanese name. So in my headcanon, Fala is VLD Allura’s mom name lol.
BTW, the hard part of this edit was that they were so different! 😂 Fala is the classic princess meanwhile Allura is the sweet but BAMF princess. A part of their personality, their color palette is 100% opposed. I think Fala is a big pink point in the space lol.
Hope you like it!💜
Art Edit Credit to Roberto Coltro
Lu bu, Raiden Okita and Qin shi huang in a car that got pulled over by the cops cause they ran a red light or sm idk they did something and they got pulled over okay
Lu bu: son of a bitch! oh god I am not going back- I can’t dig a hole with a spork again to escape! It’s so boring in jail! Fucking weakasses!
Raiden: everyone SHUT UP! dose anyone have a license?! Oh fuck- I knew I shouldn’t have worn skinny jeans-
Qin: don’t worry guys I got this :)
Raiden: thank god!
Qin gets out of the car
Qin: oh hey-
Qin who started bolting #usainbolt : FUCK THE POLICE AS THE AMERICANS OR WHATEVER SAY ON METUBE-
Okita: ITS YOUTUBE!
Lu bu then runs too and after that Raiden leaving Okita behind
Raiden: go for the child! he’s not even a real child! He’s behind all of this! I have so much to live for!
Okita who stayed behind to pet the dog: 😐
Okita with a doggo cause it inspired this and stuff yay :D
this one is too good so I wanted to draw
happy birthday xander ✨
Happy birthday to the Eldest prince of Nohr
Anonymous asked:
If you are still taking requests could you write some brenderesa headcanons for if they had both made it together to the safe heaven?
OH ABSOLUTELY,,,, anon I initially typed over 4000 words in bullet points for this, cut most of it out, and still had this left to post. Warning for ridiculous length. This is a mess. I saved what I cut to a fic planning document, so if I ever finish my mountain of wips…
TW: grief, loss, death mentions, illness, unhealthy coping mechanisms
(movie!verse save for the fact that Teresa remembers her life pre-Maze as stated in The Fever Code)
Brenda/Teresa - (Safe Haven, Teresa survives)
I spent way more time on this meme than I should! XDDDDDD
#1 picture before major disaster. XD
What 5 items would be used to summon you?
Mine are something cute and pink, stuffed animal, strawberry lemonade, a volume of my favorite manga (I have so many so endless possibilities), and finally a soft blanket
Ohhh I like that ♥️
Mine are black nailpolish, lavender, a bottle of sweet red wine, The Lord of the rings Extended edition (blu ray or dvd is fine but blu ray works best) and a picture of a cat.
Can I tag people. I’m tagging people now
That's so cute! Thank you for the tag, Schatzi <3
You can summon me with these 5 items: A comfy hoodie, iced coffee, a gaming computer, anything pastel pink, a picture of Yuuji :)
Tagging: @sukunastoy @bbyatsumu @sukunassoulmate @ambieux @mrskenmakozume and anyone else who wants to do it
Aww!! Thanks for the tag bby!! 🥰 @yuujispinkhair
I’d be summoned with a soft blanket (cause I can never have too many lol), the scent of Lilacs, Sprite, any style of prepared potato (fries, baked, mashed, etc) and Sukuna. Just him, the whole package. 🤤
Tagging: @asaintlysinner @charlie-xo @skunaskitten and anyone else who wants to do this. X3
Thank you for the tag dear! @sukunastoy
My 5 summoning items will include. Chocolate chip cookies with milk. A cat (can be any type of cat house cat or big wild cat). Chocolate ice cream. Plush animal or plush anime character I am currently in love with (Sukuna, cough cough). Crystals or pretty rocks.
Tagging lovelies: @sukunassoulmate @sukuna-thirst-trap @sukunababy @gojosatorism @poe-daydreams feel free to join who ever wants to play.
ty for the tag ToT @skunaskitten
idk tbh probably my sukuna plush, bubble milk tea, some nicely scented hand cream, a matt maltese song and maybe a picture of the stars and moon!
I can be summoned with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, old books (preferably in a language I know), a huge thread-bound notebook, an authentic antique fountain pen (with a secret pencil) and a big poofy single sofa (with another for the summoner, of course).
I don't know if I should tag anyone, but if it had to be anyone, I'd give @abybweisse
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I can be summoned with: pajama bottoms (preferably with pockets), comfy socks (preferably in a deep teal), that old book smell, sweet red wine (cheap is fine), and just about anything milk or dark chocolate. A substitution of one item is possible with any of my favorite music.
I'll up the ante here.
I can be repelled with: cigarette smell, scratchy fabrics, carbonated drinks, white chocolate, and most Christmas carols. ("Carol of the Bells" is one that won't repel me.)
No pressure, but I'll tag @shinigami-mistress @saclarclay @chainsaw-to-the-heart @layingwithlay and @kaorikarma
My five things that would make me be summoned is food anything at all, The thought of sleep is enough to summon be, FanFictions, turning on my favorite anime, and again Food.
My five things would be birds, books, food, fanfics, and sleep.
Five things would be Xbox controller, my wacom tablet, food, and manga books
As of last year’s April Fools I am eternally bound to himbofy Kaden on this most holy of days.
Even if it wasnt April fools today you draw a damn good kiss(fight) day fitting for kiss day in a sense. Also corrin just amazed seeing the two beast boys fighting for him. @griffingalactic rooting both betting Keaton.