i hate when people are like oh ‘adult’ fiction sucks it’s all about divorce like first of all no it isnt and second of all divorce is awesome
i said a lot of words yesterday but i think it boils down to: you can quack like a duck all you want, but youll still be a goose. and jews have been learning this and then forgetting it again every few generations for centuries
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
So tired I'm going to bed tonight
Pregant* Giving birth*
come on
Something that gets lost in the contemporary pressure to have an iron-clad identity is the subversive power of saying "it's none of your business."
A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.
My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence
Archeologists: the sarcophagus lid of Pakal the Great depicts the moment of his transformation from a living lord to a sacred ancestor, literally poised between life and death along the axis of the World Tree as he descends into the underworld. It's a beautiful and stunning piece of art providing an unparalleled glimpse of Maya cosmology.
Literally the stupidest person alive: it spaceship
chelm exists in the time cube
"time cube is antisemitic" well i've tried talking to them its useless. you try
wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player
“Marcie Bianco: Do you think lesbian identity is being erased by queer identity politics and the collapse of gender binaries? Joan Nestle: The challenge is: What do these identities mean, and are there bigger things we should be concerned about and joining together about?…What a young woman chooses to call herself from another era would never alienate me because she has to experience her own history. We have to listen to each others histories. As a writer, the last thing you want to do to anyone is shut the door on them explaining themselves. So for me, the word “lesbian” is inclusive of everything-it always has been. It’s inclusive of queer, it’s inclusive of bisexual, it’s inclusive of transgender, and it’s certainly inclusive of feminism. So it becomes the word for all kinds of encounters between all kinds of people who we would call women, or variations of queer. So I just expand “lesbian” to be inclusive of everything everybody seems to be afraid of.”
— Marcie Bianco, “What a Lesbian Feminist Looks Like,” Curve 25, no. 1 (Jan/Feb 2015): 42-43.
it is your duty as an elder to give young people in your care the thing that you needed when you were young, and then to be shocked and hurt when they need something entirely different. knowing whats coming will not help you stop it, you were always going to dance through these steps.
Anonymous asked:
I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!
WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!
Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have