✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.

a common mistake your honor

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it's bed time!

Wunk activities

"Are you holding any tension in your body?"

uh yeah obviously. Where else would I keep it?

It doesn't fit in my purse any more

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

never lose sight of these words of wisdom

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

theres nothing a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and an iced coffeeand an ibuprofen and a shower and a warm blanky and good music and a quiet house and a good cry and a bit of sunlight streaming through the window cant fix. tears in my eyes. something's gotta work right.

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

not to get explicit or anything but i like when boys kiss eachother