Look at this drawing of a sloth

Thank you. I could’ve gone my whole life without this

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.

Brunt. FCA.

We need more DS9 creepypasta

@gurguliare asked: sisko’s baffled observation of odo’s foodie evolution in passing (and then I accidentally published a half-finished version, whoops)

“Benjamin,” Dax hisses. “Benjamin.” She flaps her hand at him, and Ben crosses the balcony to her side. “Look.”

Her voice has the urgency of an unimportant situation. He squints down at the promenade, and sees: Bashir and Garak studiously ignoring each other, Vanderweg in deep debate with a contingent of Bajoran scientists, a set of flirting Klingons– maybe?– and…

“He’s eating replicator pizza,” Dax says. “With a fork.”

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wow. the earliest quodo ep.

quark: “you don’t know him like i do”

quark: “guess that makes me the closest thing he has to a friend”

quark: shock at the fact odo has never had a partner

Pel wears what the hell she wants

anyway. picture Reyga wearing a purple tailcoat with a gold waistcoat and velvet trousers

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

I love happy endings

Happy April Fool’s Day, and Happy Easter! Honestly, this song is so timeless and positive, have a good day, everybody!

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

The bottom left look has to be the most devastating of all. The little lip bite, the chin tilt, and the half-lowered eyelids combine to make it literally combustible. Spock never had a chance. No wonder he went to Gol, and no wonder he came back.

I don’t even have the capacity to write an insightful or well worded comment for this.

Iiiaaaafstphyhtestewqqqtysbnviytesgeeeeeeeeeeeegghhjhhcuuuuuuteeeeeee!!!!!

He loves Spock SO MUCH! WHY would anyone want to deny this pure perfect beautiful wholesome heart melting soul crushing love?! Let alone HOW?! The love the love the love the love the love the love the love it renders me incoherent

*swoons, making high pitched whimpering noises and mumbling faintly about T'hy'la’s and soulmates and space husbands and not in front of the Klingons and emotional security and simple feelings*

New meme:

just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost

If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard

it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree

spock gets so high he almost becomes straight

Small furries will eat you and your ship

What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind

You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it

Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart

If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.

If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.

area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face

tfw you find your own head buried for 600 years

woman in white power suit ends WWII

Horny lizard attempts to eat doctor. Doctor discovers new kink. 

Coworkers shame him.

Jerks.

Do Near-Death Experiences On A Mountain Make People Hate Each Other Less? The Results May Shock You

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

Re-watching DS9 for the 92387923847 time and I decided to look up what “Specific Density” was. It’s not an actual term but I watched this video about “Specific Gravity” and if the two terms are interchangeable Odo is the same specific gravity as ketchup.

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according to star trek’s greatest tradition, there are more questions than there are answers

How I feel about dating: I don’t want to ruin someone’s life by being in it

songs that don’t lyrically fit a character but still feel like them cause me such an emotional dilemma when making playlists

Re-watching DS9 for the 92387923847 time and I decided to look up what “Specific Density” was. It’s not an actual term but I watched this video about “Specific Gravity” and if the two terms are interchangeable Odo is the same specific gravity as ketchup.

also by my math quark is 36 when ds9 starts so odo landed himself an older man

Odo doodle.

Odoodle.