going to open a sperm donation centre and whenever anyone comes there i will loudly say "get a load of this guy" and then we will

just got reminded of the funniest tweet ever, some guy genuinely suggesting that the united states military perform a land invasion of russia through siberia in the winter

No this is actually a really good idea the US should commit 50k troops to this ASAP

january feelings

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“One Day the Sadness Will End” by Flynn Nicholls

Jigsaw should find one of those white lgbtq teens on tiktok who call themselves arsonist or whatever and the test is just to steal a Pepsi from a Walmart.

@gayarsonist

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1755), Discourse on the Origin of Inequality

1980s Post Modern Hand-Shaped Landline

(more information, more gold)

its so funny that we KNOW fashion is on a 20 year cycle, we KNOW the 10′s are the 90′s are the 70′s are the 50′s are the 30′s are the 10′s and elements repeat just like that, and instead of hiring someone to take an accurate shot at what the future will look like sci fi movies are just like yeah that costume looks stupid as hell. action 

its so funny that we KNOW fashion is on a 20 year cycle, we KNOW the 10′s are the 90′s are the 70′s are the 50′s are the 30′s are the 10′s and elements repeat just like that, and instead of hiring someone to take an accurate shot at what the future will look like sci fi movies are just like yeah that costume looks stupid as hell. action 

Looks like the choice has been made

men need to be sluttier. im saying this as a lesbian this is an objective necessity. more men in little crop tops and booty shorts now

NO MORE HD we need to make movies blurrier. 

Kurt Cobain live at “Big Day Out” in 1992 taken by Neil Wallace

fiona apple, shot on kodak 400nc.