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minty is a techno stan

@eldritchmint

🇮🇩 || she/her || 18
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I made a print - gonna figure out how to make the GIF portion stand out IRL lol

tw flashing lights gif

found an old doodle of idk which robin with batman and a not so joyful jim gordon [ignore the doodle in the back thats irrelevant]

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Recently I've been having that show The Circle on in the background, and I couldn't get the idea out of my head of a bunch of people catfishing as the same famous person. So did it with DC cast. I was thinking the Justice League get caught up with Mr. Mxyzaptlk whos a fan of the show and are forced to play it.

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you know that cancelled lego batman movie sequel that was gonna feature mostly batman and superman being petty toward each other?

i had a dream abt it once and this is what they were like

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so my friend was like “Goal in life: write a wonder woman movie where diana comes out in under-armor gear and batman just hands her a hair tie from his utility belt and tells supes he might want to look away.” and I was like wow that sounds A+

Bruce learns Kryptonian secretly just so one day during a JL meeting he can turn to Clark and go “hal really thought that haircut made him look good huh” with the most deadpan expression ever

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tired of batman always being carried by superman, when is it batman’s turn to hold the big man? also i have a headcannon that clark weighs way way less than he looks because he flies and idk it just makes sense to me

Bruce Wayne has no concept of money, Jason and Steph (who grew up in poor/unstable households) are both horrified and amused.

(Example)

Young! Jason: Hey B, can I borrow some cash for pizza?

Bruce: (Hands him 100$) Is this enough? If you need more just ask.

Jason: (holding enough money to buy groceries for a month if rationed correctly)

Jason:

(Example 2)

Bruce: Hey, I noticed your sneakers were getting worn out. I bought you some new ones. I hope you don’t mind.

Steph: I don’t mind at all- (sees that the shoes are Gucci)

Steph:

The story behind the bat nomenclature, or, batkids from Jason onwards question Bruce Wayne’s obsession with bats

Inspired by batfamscreaming’s very cute post  about Batman being a dad, and the very adorable and real phenomenon of words or phrases coined by older siblings being added to the family’s lexicon.

I took the liberty of including the typical (if altered) “Why?”/”Because I’m your father, that’s why” exchange because there can never be enough batdad, dammit.

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NOOO STOP I CANT MY FEELINGS I-

there are many many MANY things i hate about the current batman comics/harley quinn/some batfamily comics but the one thing i don’t hate is the friendship between harley quinn and bruce wayne/batman i just love them so much