Vincent Price calls you "gay & hot-tempered & amoral"
astrology is cisgender and neurotypical
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan
titanic beasts clash on the hills of an alien planet shaking the ground 30,000 lightyears from earth filmed at a height of 17000 feet
My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign
Happy fifth anniversary octo expansion!! That shit changed me permanently!!
[ID: a google result showing the release date for splatoon 2 octo Expansion as June 13, 2018. End ID]
it all began when i was the only girl who could not do the cup song.
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating
"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"
This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.
In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all
I was at Wallmart today and I found this
I’m gonna color everything in this like a Sanrio poster
I’m gonna color
everything in this like a
Sanrio poster
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers
