“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

let

them

eat

bugs

You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass

Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

It’s a recorder

It’s neither a flute nor a recorder it’s one of those pointing hands on a stick you get at the scholastic book fair

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

Thranduil, the pretty sea-king, caught in a net

Gabe hanging with his ingrate son :’)

Please give this resplendent angry birb man the skin he deserves

Bilbo slept with Thorin’s cloak wrapped about him every night, his smell comforting him.

Sense became confused with memory as the years wore on, but it mattered little.

So my dad needed to order 48mm tape for his workshop

DIDN’T REALISE

HE ASKED FOR

A ONE KILOMETRE ROLL

I'm going through old stuff and this post. My lil Gizmo passed away about a month ago. I miss her a lot. This photo is great.

EOC (Elves of color)

Reblog if u agree

POSSESSED │FROSTBITE 

……his own fam 

wow