honestly fucking insane that scientists haven't even come up with a hypothesis for how magnets work yet
after reading the replies I forgot that spreading misinformation on the internet can lead to people being misinformed, that's my bad guys, feel free to ignore this post
— What's that? — She's working on her catchphrase for Career Day at the high school.
— What’s that? — She’s working
on her catchphrase for Career
Day at the high school.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.
the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.
Let me stress: Collapsing reblogs would turn tumblr into a completely different site.
A massive chunk of our site culture - arguably our entire site culture itself - is based on the collaborative nature of posts. The fact that many posts are chains of relevant additions or Bits done by multiple people is the appeal. This is not an “outdated format” or an inconvenience, it is a core function.
Also I can’t help but suspect that this partial walkback is misleading. Okay, so we still get to have a chronological dashboard, but are we going to be allowed to keep it as our default tab? Because new accounts sure fucking can’t set as such.
Reblog chains are literally what makes tumblr posts tumblr posts
I am high, hello
please tell me the nicest thing that happened to you this week
thank you, I love you
like thank you so much even if you don't comment anything, thank you for reading this I love you you're so cool
so they get to live the spit kink experience but I don’t?? homophobic
Hey I'm trans what do I do now?
You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.
Pukicho said trans rights.
I... think?
From "yer sir, I'll bring her home by 7pm" to "your daughter calls me daddy too"
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
you do it, for morale
Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful bring, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
Wrong, I’m a wizard because of my fun hat and tubular vibes. And also we (the rest of the wizarding community) recognize your request not to seduce your dad and politely decline
You wandless toad stuffer!
I'm gonna be honest, I've got 0 clue where my magic is from, got in a fight with some druid, blacked out, and woke up with antlers and some magical ability that i had to train and study to not constantly blow myself up
Wild magic sorcerer.
What about me? I found this cool rock one day and when I hold it in my hand and press this weird symbol on it, time moves sideways.
You don’t have magic. That’s just a magical artifact.
im non of those confomist tipe wizard clases i got my magic from the sheer willpower of cooking itself!
…
Bard.
how?
It’s not always music. Common misconception. It’s from the very desire to entertain or create. Cooking is both.
No ranger type, I'm disappointed :'(
They just have shitty druid magic.
You're making this overcomplicated
Make a deal with an outer god: Classic Warlock
Make a deal with a powerful wizard: Dork Warlock
Make a deal with yourself: Pretentious Warlock
Try to make a deal with an inner god but get left on read: Self-righteous Warlock
Make a deal with your dead grandpa: Legecy Warlock
Make a deal with nature gods: Mud Warlock
Make a deal with DN: Sex Warlock
No. I made no deals. I learned. Not everyone is a fucking warlock.
You made a deal with the books, to let you read them.
No. I gave nothing in exchange.
Or did you? When was the last time you clipped your toenails?
I don’t. My toenails don’t grow anymore than I want. They fear me.
uh... what if you don’t have a body, but you think you learned magic from books but can’t exactly remember.
Dementia wizard.
we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that
hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything
Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!
