This might be my favorite
This is mine
i was writing an essay for college on the great gatsby and my uncle came into the room and asked about it. i told him and he proceeded to explain the whole plot and meaning of the novel. when i pointed out that he had got several points wrong and put forward my own arguments, he admitted he hadn’t read the book, but countered my argument (poorly) again. i reasserted mine and noticed he had begun to blank me. i then asked “are you even listening” to which he answered “no, i’m bored”.








