ejcphx reblogged
im green now!

I wish this happens (via bl-ossomed)
bibbidi bobbidi boo bitches
Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket
One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee, “What time do you close?” and the guy just answered, “No.”
why was the brisbane snapchat story so australian
napping together is my kind of date