me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
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eminem is my spirit animal
Steven Fernandez is my idol of skateboarding you might think he’s great but not idol great but Idk I just love him…..