fjkljdsh
i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao
In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever
Oh wait this is the wrong post lol
i was like god damn what did i do
Anonymous asked:
they should give you a mecha suit for studying
If I had a mecha suit I would never do any studying. I'd be too busy
too busy doing...?
this is a private matter between me and the mech suit
I don't know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they're lined up for execution by duck foot pistol
It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
Keel-billed Toucan.
📸: @floriankusterwildlife
it is insane how people do just . not know what objective is. like if you are trying to argue there is some objective difference between “good art” and “bad art” and your first argument is that “well objectively good art makes people feel good and bad art makes them feel bad” you . have no clue what art is. and also have no clue what objectivity is.
everybody always talks about the homoeroticism in william adolphe-bouguereau's dante and virgil painting but nobody ever talks about the goofy ass demon
sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry
sometimes all u need to do is take one second to say "(yeah this is a bit)" if someone is genuinely asking because they genuinely can't tell, and then you can continue with the bit. i just feel like refusing to acknowledge someone saying "i cant tell if youre joking or not" and you just continue, or even say, "im not joking" then you're not being very funny, you're just being kind of mean, i think.
obviously there is nuance to this and if you know someone really well sometimes going in harder on the bit will make them get that it's a bit and that's fine if you know them. but just be mindful, yknow? not everyone can pick up on stuff like that, and pushing harder on a bit by saying "im serious" when someone asks if you're joking or not can be harmful in some situations.
Hooded Pitta (Pitta sordida), HE SCREM!, family Pittidae, found in SE Asia
photograph by derrickwong
thats ok mozilla firefox. What was that noise you just made though
The mascot of LaTeX, the document preparation program, created by Duane Bibby as a companion to the mascot for underlying TeX typesetting system (from LaTeX - User's Guide and Reference Manual)
Cotton Pygmy Goose (Nettapus coromandelianus), family Anatidae, Purbasthali, WB, India
photograph by Samar Jana