Kirishima Eijirou vs. 1A Girls Insecurities
momo, in a tank top: *cooking some kind of dinner*
kirishima, staring at her arms, eyes wide, awestruck:
momo, confused, looks at her arms: *notices he's staring at her stretch marks* umm.... whats up, kiri?
kirishima: is there something on your arm?
momo, eyes wide: ..... oh. yeah, they're called stretch marks.
kirishima, eyes wide: ..... they're super pretty
momo, looking away: thank you
-kirishima leaves-
momo, takes a deep breath: im fine.
momo, staring to cry: this is fine.
jirou, running in: wow! hey, mo, whats wrong? why're you crying, are you hurt?
momo, smiling and wiping her tears: no no no... i just.... i feel really pretty right now
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ochaco, awkwardly sitting at a breakfast table in a summer dress: *self-conscious aura oooOooHH*
kirishima, walking in and seeing her, gasps: OCHACO!
ochaco: ‼️ YES?
kirishima, yelling, a huge smile on his face: IS THAT A NEW DRESS??
ochaco, turning beat red: Y- YEAH?
kirishima, running up to her: BROOOO!!! IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD, GIVE ME A TURN, SPIN, SPIN OOHHHHH LOOK AT THE FIT
ochaco: *FUCKIN BEAMS*
kirishima: AND THE WAY IT SHOWS YOUR MUSCLES OH MY FUCKIN LORD RACA, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE!!!!
ochaco, posing like a model, smiling like crazy: THANK YOU EIJIIIII!!!!!!
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jirou, walking into the common room with masculine clothes and makeup: *nervous nervous nervous*
kirishima, eating an orange, talking to kami: bro i was talking to jirou yesterday, and they were telling me about- oh, hey bro! i like the outfit you look hansome as fuck! and they were-
jirou, eyes wide: did he just-
momo, eyes just as wide: i think he did
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tsu, at the mall with 1a, about to get a drink: *notices pretty worker*
kirishima, to tsu: you better ask her out before denki scares her away *walks away*
tsu: .....how did he know-
----------------- tw abt eating :/
mina, sitting on the couch looking sad: *on her phone*
kirishima, jumping over the back of the couch with a bowl of curry and rice: ASHIDO I MADE YOU CURRY TO CELEBRATE HOW HARD YOU WENT IN TRAINING TODAY
mina, cringing at the idea of eating: u- im not really-
kirishima, smiling still: you dont have to eat all of it. but remember
kirishima, no longer smiling: only racists skip meals, mina
she ate all of it lol
------------------ tw abt harassment 😐
class 1A out at the mall, again: *having fun noises*
some random douche: wooowww, arent you a pretty little thing
random girl, extremely uncomfortable: i guess....
douche: oh dont be modest! your stunning! we should go out sometime!
girl: im not interested
douche, looking upset: wha-
kirishima, walking towards them: hey Mio! I found the- oh! Who's this?
the girl, looking confused:
the douche looking even more confused: who the hell are you?
kirishima, looking at him like hes an idiot, jokingly: um, her wonderful perfect bestfriend who the hell else?
the douche: oh yeah, sure buddy, prove it
kirishima, glaring hard: excuse me?
the douche, looking at the girl: look, i can tell this guy doesnt know a goddamn thing about you, so why dont we go somewhere private, yeah? *he reaches for her*
kirishima, standing infront of her: as a matter of fact, i do know her, but i dont need to even tell you that because i dont owe you fucking shit, and neither does she. Shes obviously not fucking interested in your creepy ugly ass so spare yourself some dignity and turn around and walk out before the only way you can leave is on a fucking stretcher
the douche, frozen:
everyone in the store staring at them:
kirishima, loosing patience, glaring harder: you have five seconds.
the douche, looking embrassed: .....look-
kirishima: 5.
he runs.
kirishimas glare drops, along with his shoulders: WHEW! That was scary, are you okay? Did he touch you?
the girl, shaking her head: no, no, im okay thanks to you. i cant thank you enough he was so fucking scary, he followed me through like 3 stores.
kirishima, looking disgusted: im so sorry that happened, are you okay? i can stick around for a couple minutes if you're still shaken up
the girl: .....no- no im fine, who are you exactly? and how did you know my name?
kirishima, gaping: wait your names actually Mio??? No way??? Oh! Im kirishima eijirou. aka, red riot
all the class who just saw what went down: *heart eyes* he's a fucking angel
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kirishima, sitting in the common room: *eats chip* you ever feel like youre manipulating everyone into liking you and your not actually a good person?
all the girls aggresively turning to look at him at the same time: excuse me?



