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@ehwheredidgo

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I see your ‘pining exes that won’t let go’ and raise you ‘obsessive psycho ex that won’t let go’ cuz I’m garbage and will literally ship anything😎😎

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WHAT?!

I need this on my blog.

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

Nom nom.

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.

Not gonna lie… this kind of turns me on a little… a bit…. a lot….