Brown girls with thick thighs

*pokes my butt out* “sleeping”

I love how 99% of Criminal Minds profiles start with "we believe we're looking for a white male"

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

Reblog if you need this energy

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

Wash your hands before you put your fingers anywhere near her vagina.

SAY IT AGAIN