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that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC

Mf’s been sitting there for 9000 years? Unproductivity legend 🙌

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sand guardian

living the dream babey

I’m sorry we couldn’t spare any pillows or blankets for you. You’re fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?