April 2022: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is filmed tackling a child in a non-contact game of soccer. This was extra embarrassing given he had suggested children's sport needed protecting from trans people only a week before.
Oh yes important addition:
can’t believe there’s straight guys walking around who think sex begins and ends at penetration and oral. they will never know the boundless eroticism of simple touch, they don’t even know about frotting, they will never know what it’s like to be spooning fully clothed with another woman and then she asks you to explain serial experiments lain and by the time you start explaining the knights she’s dry humping you harder than you’ve ever been fucked and she put you in a headlock and she just grows more and more in intensity like she’s become fully fucking feral and before you can even mention the psx game you’ve came twice in your one size too big black women’s high waisted skinny jeans from Walmart
ma'am this is a wendys
this is the gay transgendered fuck site and I am using it to talk about gay transgendered fucking
Lesbian flag Seychellized.
All pride flags should be like this
seychellizes your flag
Being alive is kinda out of my price range right now
Magic words
2018-2022 Honda Insight
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Reblogging for luck bc I start college tomorrow and also to cancel out the bad luck of walking under a ladder I think?
lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖
trojean
the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me
goth-queer-against-bullshit
reblog to make a terf big mad
reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved
the state of tiktok skits about having a rude customer is getting out of control i just saw one from a pharmacist and the whole skit was like someone comes in and goes “you shorted me on pills” and the pharmacist goes “no we didn’t you can see on the prescription it said to give you this many” and the patient goes “well i usually get more so i’m gonna call my doctor about this” like how is that customer being unreasonable or a karen or whatever
but the whole skit was about pain meds and we all know if someone wants more pain meds it’s bc they’re a lying addict trying to scam you and not just someone who’s confused bc their doctor made a mistake so it’s ok to post skits on tiktok portraying them as a villain for wanting the medication that was prescribed to them
Karen is quickly becoming one of those terms that's lost all meaning, like so many before it.
Like. You ask me to define "Karen" and I'd say it's the lady today who said she wanted a chicken sandwich then threw a fit when I told her we've never served chicken but could do a turkey burger, calling me stupid, insisting we've always given her chicken before, then insisting she speak with the manager (which is me).
Meanwhile, my 16 year old sister was telling me about a Karen at her work (she works in a really nice retirement home) who was a lady who asked for no sugar in her tea, was given sweet tea, and then explained she couldn't drink it because she was diabetic and it might kill her. "Like, she was such a bitch," my sister said, "She wouldn't even drink it! Told me to send it back and get her a new one!" Which, like, maybe it's because I'm old now, but if I messed up someone's drink and they had a medical condition that kept them from drinking that drink, they're not the bad guy in that situation. The proper response is to fix it, but my sister's been raised by her phone and is on TikTok all the time and thinks that "Karen" and "mild inconvenience" are the same thing.
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
How do you defeat a being of chaos and mischief? Simple. Go crazy. Go stupid.
April 2022.
kobold: u cannot stop me dragon: (lies a weighted blanket on kobold) kobold: u can stop me somewhat
alternatively
kobold: u cannot stop me dragon: (lies a weighted dragon (themself) on kobold) kobold: im stopped :}
So I found this, I don't know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country
im actually SOBBING this is so funny
joe biden is a storm god
somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever