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so Alecto the Ninth

the arts separately cause why not

I’ve been thinking about it lately and I’m so obsessed with the sheer level of ‘i’m minding my own business’ that the lyctors have going on. cytherea ignoring that corona was a fraud necromancer, mercymorn seeing gid trapped inside harrows head and just leaving, the way HARROW CALLED G1DEON THE WRONG NAME FOR MONTHS AND NOBODY ONCE SAID ANYTHING….. I guess after 10000 years you learn that it’s sometimes better not to know huh

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

The most Tubi thing I've ever seen: they have George Romero's Day of the Dead...but exclusively a VHS rip. What a site of wonders

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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

i wish i was  abigfoot scientist making bigfoot bucks being interviewed on netflix documentaries about disappearances in americas national parks (bigfoots done it)

Bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible, that’s why everyone wants to fuck him.

BELIEF INCORPORATED

Cat spit that out it’s Mormon

BELIEF UNINCORPORATED

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

Failed my phrenology exam

Skull issue

love playing with a girl's tits while she's topping me and she starts growling and going faster. like oh shit this thing has multiple gears??

Women love me for my small tits andd my vrooom vrooom noises

official boob post

Reading about how intersex athletes have been treated is so fucking horrible. The countless lies and human rights violations. The discrimination and how it's ruined the lives of so many people is so awful. There has been no apologies from any athletics comptetions or organizations. They have blood on their hands. Just a tw for intersexism and mental health issues and suicide in the next paragraph because it can get pretty heavy.

Annet Negesa, who was a middle distance runner. She was suddenly barred from competing due to her hormones. No one told her why. She was then told she needed to take medication to lower her testosterone, then what she was told was switched. She was lied to about a surgery that she was told was like an injection and would let her compete again. She woke up with scars and had had a gonadectomy. That violation of basic human rights and medical ethics combined with inadequate postsurgical care basically ended her career. She deserves justice. She deserves apologies from the Olympics and everyone single doctor who was involved in it, and compensation and the promise that it should never have happened and will never happen again. She. Needs. Justice.

Pratima Gaonkar needs justice. She was a rising track and field star. After forced sex verificatiom she killed herself. The way media and news treated her after her death was disgusting. She deserves and needs justice. Her family deserves justice.

Santhi Soundarajan had her medals stripped and was treated as an outcast after forced sex verification showed she had androgen insensitivity syndrome. She was treated as an outcast, her gender was mocked. She's spoken out about how much discrimination she's faced, and how badly she's been treated. She now works as a coach, but was barred from competing. She deserves justice.

Caster Semenya deserves justice. Francine Niyonsaba deserves justice. Margaret Wambui deserves justice. Barbra Banda deserves justice. Beatrice Masilingi and Christine Mboma deserve justice.

The racism and intersexism and horrible human rights violations and medical abuse these women have faced for the supposed crime of being intersex and good at a sport is horrible. They deserve justice, but the organizations that perpetuate these atrocities don't seem to care. It's so fucking horrible.

Do this tomorrow.

The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Why 20 years ago? Also based.

Because schwarz-great’s comment is based on the popular saying “the best time to plant a tree was 30 years ago, the second best time is now.”

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

barbie sure is an experience

run dont walk to the cinema

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so we all agree that harrows letter to camilla in htn explained the lobotomy right. or at least explained that she removed all memory of gideon to preserve her soul. do you think camilla thought ‘yeah sounds like a solid plan’ or was she a hypocrite who thought, ‘this bitch is crazy. i, camilla hect, on the other hand am responding to my necromancer’s death in a way that is correct and normal’.