the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
it’s that time fellas
[I.D: A picture of more than twenty knifes being pointed at a ceasar salad. End I.D]
thanks @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend for reminding me to add an id. genuinely lol
honestly one of the best things on this site
You can only reblog this today.
World Heritage Post
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
The Original
YOU. you understand my pain
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1: drawing of a person sitting behind the wheel of a car at a drivethrough, gesturing casually as they talk. they are drawn to evoke the anon symbol
2: drawing of an employee at the mcdonalds drive through pickup window with a horrified and confused expression, holding a cup tray with 2 cups in it
3. tumblr tags reading: and possibly the only good use of the image that i've seen! it can't just be a wacky anecdote about something. you gotta speak it like you're comfortable and then you gotta derail it. (caps) but — and this is (caps) CRUCIAL — the derail (caps) also has to be spoken like it's comfortable!! this is the (caps) way of the bionicle. please understand.
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Anyone gonna talk about how THIS is how Camila met Belos?
I suddenly understand why jewelry is expensive
Hopefully people will start to realize why trades in general are so expensive. You're paying for someone's experience to make a good finished product that takes skill and years of practice.
However there is also a giant gap that needs to be filled in trades. As people are aging out of jobs like tailors, carpenters, bookbinders, leatherworkers, etc, there aren't enough young people going INTO the trades to repopulate the jobs.
Please. Please. Consider going into trades.
These are the kinds of jobs people "fall into," because they aren't visible, and are never talked about.
Kids never grow up telling people they want to be a bookbinder. They don't know they even exist. And schools never ever present them as valid options. And if they do talk about them, they are treated as invalid compaired to NFL Linebacker, President, and Brain Surgeon. After all "jewelry maker" is something people do to supplement their "burger flipping" income, and not an extension of blacksmithing.
But that's the crux of it, isn't it? Crafting and trade skills are an extension of artistic skills, which are often seen as completely invalid, and a total waist of time.
As the daughter of a professional bookbinder/book restorer, I had to reblog.
gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
You can make one here
same energy
and another
The holy trinity
This is so fucking wholesome wtf
1/23/2022
How could we forget.
My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.
the doctor
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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
Hey can you guys not tag it with shit like "current events", tags like these are easily blocked and don't help anybody, I'm not tagging them so more people could be exposed. Of course I don't write "death tw" because Everyone should pay attention to people dying and getting hurt













