life in the egghouse✧*

Art by Yuming Li

gale is the freakiest person in camp and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[ID: a handwritten sign reading “sorry, we are closed. My heart is broken, I’m too sad to make crepes.”]

#they're married okay

It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Dragon Brush Rest // Ceramicorn

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

chaotic muppets interview

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

as plural as we: zhou ye  周也 for cosmo cn april 2024

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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