Jesus's Chrysler

beautiful animals

Satan appeared on CNN tonight

They haven’t unlocked him yet

The education system in a nutshell

You can add ‘Forensic’ before any job title to make it sound cooler.

forensic shitposter

me

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

weed guy texted me “loud” and nothing else

minimalism

Morning affirmations

His beard is lopsided

we all have flaws….

Is DJ Khaled a real person or just a figure of our collective imaginations?

i love when people hate me like yaaaas, bitch! waste that energy on me!!!! fuel my ego :)

betty has had enough

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

aw man, i wonder what he’ll be doing whilst she’s glued to her controller

she won’t need him anymore the game gives you a spouse and child before you even create your character

excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS  ©

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD

when ur followers don’t respond to or like ur posts