its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fun fact: both of them have outed themselves that they stalk eachother
hey have i ever told y’all about my cursed apartment building
cursed how, you say???? well, here’s the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further
- i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side - not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well-known church with a big pink sign on the front.
- all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they’d be able to find my flat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT
- we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven’t been called by a lost courier
- usually, they are about thirty seconds away. “i’m by the church and i don’t know where to go from here,” they say. so we tell them, “it’s the building right next to the church!! the one you’re outside. that church. it’s the next building along. it’s opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns.”
- without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost.
- i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i’ve been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window
- a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn’t figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway
- however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don’t know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building
- today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church, was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, “sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???”
- this building doesn’t have a back
- it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn’t have a back where did he go
oozing black ichor btw. if u care.
yeah its getting everywhere. you should touch it
I decided to hop on the blog eating train, and i was not disappointed.
hmmm I like to believe that you live in a separate void that is nearby but not the same as mine. mine is “the void”, yours is “the very specific void” and we’re neighbors lol
my goal is to install so many browser plugins to strip out ads, sponsor breaks, and general shitty parts of Youtube's functionality that the site's staff email me personally to beg for mercy
Any recommendations for such plugins?
these are all for Firefox. if you use Chrome, I would encourage you to not do that
uBlock Origin obviously.
SponsorBlock is the other one I've used for ages and it is great. It depends on user-sourced info, so it won't always have anything for you, especially for smaller channels, but it lets you skip over things as specific as 'don't show me the non-music bits of music videos.' But also, mostly, sponsors, and other advertising-y things that are part of the video itself.
I was introduced to Youtube Search Fixer just today and it is promising for things like 'don't force me to watch shorts in this shitty Tiktok-wannabe UI' or just 'fuck shorts entirely, actually.'
Enhancer for Youtube isn't so much doing things that would make the devs cry as just adding lots of customization options and--this is important--it lets you disable autoplay.
some of these add-ons have overlapping functionality and you probably don't wanna enable the same stuff for all of them, lest they Tussle
I’d also append DeArrow, which uses a system of crowdsourced titles and thumbnails to try and cut down on clickbaiting.
words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird
“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%
I picked up a banana print shirt in Vietnam - were talkin LOUD - and the first time someone commented on it I said “It’s banana shirt friday” which stunlocked them and blocked any followup questions.
Turns out that saying “it’s banana shirt friday” enough actually created a holiday at my office where everyone would wear fruit print clothes on fridays! So yes, words of power exist. :)
@cryptotheism relevant to your interests
Spell of Banana Shirt Friday
future archaeologist: these people must have done this for ritual purposes the ritual in question: banana shirt friday
the way tumblr is trying to distance itself from being a blogging platform is fucking. infuriating!!
like do you not know this is your strength!!! I want to be able to visit other people’s pages that have been CUSTOM MADE for their purpose!!! ARTISTS HAVE LINKS AND TAGS FOR THEIR ART!!! COMMUNITIES AND HELP/TUTORIAL BLOGS HAVE TAGS FOR SPECIFIC QUIERIES!!! WRITERS CAN LINK ME TO THEIR STORIES!!! IT HELPS BOTH THE POSTERS AND THE CONSUMERS TO MODERATE THE EXPERIENCE TO THEIR LIKING!!!!
SENDING PEOPLE TO THAT UNSLIGHTLY “BOARD” OF A “BLOG” THAT APPEARS NOW WHEN YOU CLICK THE NAME OF THE BLOG INSTEAD OF SENDING YOU TO THE ACTUAL BLOG IS SUCH A DUMBASS MOVE? IT DOESNT EVEN ALLOW LINKS!!! I CANT DO SHIT ON THERE!!! I CANT FIND WHAT IM THERE FOR!!!! IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO USE IT!!!!
TUMBLR IS/USED TO BE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND THAT WAS ITS BIGGEST MERIT!!! YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST TAGGING SYSTEMS AND YOU WONT LET ME USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL!!!
YOU CAN FOSTER COMMUNITIES, YOU LET PEOPLE KEEP MULTIPLE SIDE BLOGS WITHOUT HAVING TO SIGN IN WITH A DIFFERENT EMAIL, YOU ALLOW VIDEOS AND AUDIO AND +4 PHOTOS PER POST!!!! TWITTER CANT HAVE THAT!! TIKTOK CANT HAVE THAT!! REDDIT CANT HAVE THAT!!! FACEBOOK CANT HAVE THAT!!!
IM SO SICK OF THIS TWITTERIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plaintext from the video: Please do not type out your DNIs like this. This kind of censorship is inaccessible to those with screen readers. Thank you.
'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head
hmm. perhaps make the jump physics a little less floaty next time
I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
I almost never eat meat but we’re getting a Cook Out in my town & I’m gonna eat there as soon as I can just to spite this person
Cook out is literally normal food. what is this Yankee dumbass person so fucking afraid of? quesadillas??? is it onion rings? what are we scared of
Cook Out is so fucking good. Someone please order a shake from the huge shake menu for me. I loved that shit when we lived in NC.
'why are actors striking aren't they all millionaires' here's a paywall free link to an article that mentions how most of the cast of one of netflix's biggest shows had day jobs bc they couldn't afford rent



