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@egglegg101

I haven't updated this recently and frankly this blog has been given up on so enjoy

does anyone have that long post where the person helps an older lady organize a house showing and bc op knows so many people from of all their cool hobbies it kind of turns into a big lawn party and then the HOA Karen tries to shut it down but instead someone's lawyer relative shows up and tells her the tactics she's been using to try and force the older lady out of the neighborhood are illegal and now they have evidence? there were lots of other funny details in there too and i think there were lesbians but i don't remember the rest bc i've only seen the post once and i want to read it again. if anyone has it i would love to read it again it was a wild ride

The goal is to make an elimination bracket based off of the results of this mixed with other characters. This is mainly just to gauge interest and help make the other brackets easier to make. Also feedback. Feedback is good Battle Rules

Assume the battle area is a standard sized American mall (880,000 sq feet, 3 stories). Participants cannot leave the mall, or be teleported or moved outside of it. There is no one else present in the mall aside from the combatants.

Being sent to Brazil does not count as dying. In order to "win" a character (or duo) would have to be the last ones still alive.

Character Rules

Characters may use any ability they have been shown to have access to in canon, aside from temporary boons (Nikola does not gain the effects of the unknowing).

Assume Daisy has a standard issue police firearm (Glock 17, 17 round 9mm magazine with one extra clip). Gertrude and Adelard get access to gertrudes Laptop, Four units of C4, and a pair of walkie-talkies.

Since John Amherst is canonically able to return from the dead, assume he gets an extra life.

Breekon and Hope get their Van, because I think it'd be funny. The coffin is not present in the back.

Please rb with your answer and your reasoning behind it. Both because I'd like a larger sample size and more feedback, and because I really want to see what peoples reasoning is.

my latest inappropriate workplace behavior is calling new things "fresh" regardless of context

"i'll see if we have any fresh loaves of bread": perfectly normal thing to say

"i'll check if we have any fresh pairs of headphones": absolutely deranged statement

i understand how connecticut clark felt now

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Someone who is good at drawing I need art of tma character in the Tshirts form the jackbox game from the most Recent live stream.

I need jarchivist in the "jonny is the problem" shirt and Martin in the "Alex is the real problem"

Also someone in the Gay Dig shirt and the elias and peter divorce court shirt.

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I want these. You can buy them from Jackbox right? Or is that only if you played the round they're from

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Someone who is good at drawing I need art of tma character in the Tshirts form the jackbox game from the most Recent live stream.

I need jarchivist in the "jonny is the problem" shirt and Martin in the "Alex is the real problem"

Also someone in the Gay Dig shirt and the elias and peter divorce court shirt.

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Ask and ye shall receive!

I didn't have a lot of time to do these but the idea was too funny to pass up so here's my rushed attempt! I don't even know the last time I drew any of these characters, so sorry if my designs for them are a bit rusty lol

I couldn't decide who should get the honour of the gay dig shirt, so I ended up giving it to the archives dog. Archive Dog supports gay rights and also loves to dig

Anyways, thank you for the prompt, and enjoy!

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so my job just 'offered' me either termination for something devoid of context or unworkable shifts as a 'Kindness' so i'm gonna be jobless by mid-december lol. remember when i thought i could save up for a car and then the world said "just kidding! here's ER visits and your job imploding." not to mention ren is getting phased out of their job, too. i am asking for one fucking break.

so. yeah! if anybody wants to help out! uh lol!

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I need some help!

I wrote a guide booklet on safe psychedelic use, harm reduction, and the importance of scientific literacy — I plan to make this free or as affordable & accessible as possible.

Text alone it is currently about 45 pages, but may double with charts, graphics, etc.

I’m looking for someone proficient in Formatting & Graphics!

Preferably with experience in the zine realm for the skill of formatting a guide.

This is a volunteer project though credit will be given if desired!

Guidebook needs to be in PDF & PNG forms, but there’s literally no rush at all to get this done, no deadline, and I like to assume I’m laid back and easy to work with haha.

Reach out if interested! Thank you!

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happy pride month me and my roommate both have covid and can't work until it clears up

it also means i have to push back a surgery AND i still have to save up for a car so basically everything is on fire! i haven't felt even remotely stable or human for weeks on end I'm Sort Of Hitting My Limit Folks

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anything helps rn especially with us both out of work for at least a week, we're both already really disabled and in constant pain so this is just a hit nobody needed rn

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okay, finally have a sort of plan for finally replacing my busted up hunk of junk car. looks like i need to save at least $4k more, so i'm going to be cutting my already pretty weak paycheck in half for the next indefinite amount of time. it's going to be a rough time and i haven't feel safe with my current car in a long time so the sooner i save this up the better, especially with how much it's going to damage what i have left to cover other expenses. i'm a disabled trans bisexual with way too much on my plate right now and still no way out of my situation, so a reliable vehicle would alleviate a lot of pressure. any small bit of help over the next while would be so appreciated

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