chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

That statement wasn’t meant to be a knock against his white neighbor. It’s an example of the extra steps black Americans need to take in order to reach the same levels of success as their white counterparts.

Russian roads, only 30 sec

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

How…wtf

i would literally pass out from road rage

me driving

In screaming cause the van that rear ended and reversed from the compact car tried to drive off only to get hit lmao

why are they such terrible drivers?!

This is so funny wtf

https://www.youtube.com/user/CarCrashCompilation7/videos heres 700 videos of bad russian drivers for your enjoyment.

I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.

And we be so widdit like “Yaas he’s so right! She never could!”

TAKE THIS DOWN IMMEDIATELY

lmfaoooo 

this is so positive

@ tyga

what kind of subliminal shade….

Why didn’t Gaga do this at the met gala

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

Tbh

this is so dumb but have some kurotsuki + cat puns

Friendly seasonal reminder

Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.

They will die.

Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

I did not know this reblogging

“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD) 

Please take care of your feline friends!

THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY KITTY

Aaliyah Jay is everything I want to be in life

to whoever made this. thank you