The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

Wait do y’all not have like…first aid boxes in your hall closets? Like just a plastic box that has your basic first aid shit?

...no? Wait, you mean some people actually have first aid kits lying around their homes? 

— Luna Adriana (via perrfectly)

All the real bitches had mothers that were obsessed with Mariah Carey

i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

FREE GUCCI