Emily

2013 vma will always be the best vma

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

How much you guys think north spent on in app purchases tonight

*does one thing for school* i need a year off

I want this on a shirt

i want to get this on a shirt then wear it to school

Whole squad got memed on

This is a fucking massacre

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

honestly there’s not like a single bad line in this movie. it’s all perf.

tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that

I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal

When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”

I like your dad.

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

My friend went to comic con and she was in a costume with giant very nice wings. And some douche bag didn’t walk out of the way and purposely knocked her wings down. Like with his arms, smacked it down. She was standing by the wall and the guy was walking towards her and he fucking smacked it down so he didn’t have to take an extra step!!! It wasn’t even crowded. Like there’s no excuse.

bluebirdsonawire:

This was perfect.

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad 

no listen okay nobody really needs oreos or tv or pictures of clouds: but they’re all stuff that makes the world better for existing. i think the whole western idea of “you must have worth! you must have value! you must be NEEDED!” is really poisonous. you are not for sale. you don’t need a “worth,” a “value”. you don’t NEED to be needed!!! it’s okay to just BE! a few days ago a girl thought i was out of earshot and said “omg she’s so pretty!!” and yeah i don’t need to hear that, but it made me so incredibly happy!! 

plus: there’s literally no way for you to know how you’ll effect someone through your life. my friend didn’t commit suicide because a passing stranger on the train happened to say something into his phone that connected with her soul (”of course you deserve love, you are breathing, aren’t you?”) and she didn’t have the chance to thank him or ever see him again but she needed to hear that. i think we need to be in places + talk to people + overhear certain things: but they’re never the stuff we expect. in the meantime, i promise, for at least one person (that’s myself): you’re my oreos. i sure as hell would be a sad girl without you.

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said

hey y’all

i got carl to give me the d

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

#the christal gems

STOP

We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

the sad thing is i did an NE when i read this