Just realized I’m living the coffee shop au
“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
Cant improve upon perfection
being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
that emotion is called Being A Frog
“A hoe never gets cold” applied to those guys who wear shorts in the winter
Spotify is that friend that’s there for you but records every emotion and mental breakdown you’ve had then shows that to you at the end of the year in a PowerPoint with statistics
Spotify is really calling me out for listening to over 93 hours of Mitski like that’s any of its business
Every time I’m added to a group chat it’s like waking up in a Saw movie
There is a long limbless reptile in which has no eyelids, a short tail, and jaws that are capable of considerable extension in my sturdy item of footwear covering the foot, the ankle, and leg below the knee.