If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"

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The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively. Fire was banished years ago, but no one knows what they were, or why they were exiled.

Gather around fuckers time you learn the story of Cotton Eye Joe, the Primordial of Fire.

Aight so millenia ago, when mortals and gods were best friends and would hook up and shit, the four Primordials ruled over the universe. They've got like a SHIT TON of names, because mortals can never fucking remember one. Thier original names have been lost, and I really don't think we'd even be able to pronounce it if we could, but we know em as The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and Mothman. Now you're probably thinking "The fuck? If they so powerful why they always hiding?" Because after the First War, they agreed to try and stay out of mortal affairs as best as they can, but that's hard when you mortals out here looking for anything weird and creepy, ESPECIALLY the ones that want to fuck those things, ya nasties.

So Mothman is Air, Nessie is water and Bigfoot is earth, what about Fire? See here's the thing, fire is useful, but real dangerous too. It gets too powerful it can destroy entire forests, killing the land herself. Back when mortals were first learning the ways of the Magik, they worshipped Fire, because mortals respect power, and Fire was powerful as all FUCK.

But they worshipped a little too hard see? Fire got too powerful. He started to eat the crops of the farmers, then he moved onto the farms themselves, and soon he was eating the farmers themselves. But that wasn't enough for Fire. He wanted more. So he starts eating villages, and then groves, and then entire forests. Next thing you know the rivers are boiling away, the mountain is now a burning pyre and everyone is being killed by smoke. So the mortals did the only thing they could. They sealed Fire away.

And they did. They sealed him under the earth where he rages and melts rocks, and stone waiting to be released as magma. They sealed him in the clouds, where he booms and howls trying to reach the land in hot concentrated bursts that split trees and scar the land. He's held back by Water, who fights eternally and sacrifices herself to keep him at bay, becoming steam with every encounter.

They couldn't seal all of him away tho. We still keep him as small flames on birthday candles and to barbecue food.

That's where he came from, that's where he went, that was Cotton Eye Joe

About JJ

So here we are… we’re once again doubting JJ

Last night, in anticipation for today, myself and a bunch of other people were theorizing in the PMA Discord…

Specificly, about how Anti is adopting Pennywise like powers, and is the Embodyment of fear.

Fears of Jack and fears of the Egos.

Here’s the list we came up with

- Henrik is afraid of replacement (the Dr. Jack Septiceye thing)

- Chase is afraid of losing his family/his family in danger (Dark Silence)

- Marvin is afraid of criticism

- Jackieboyman is afraid of being powerless

- JJ is afraid of being used

These were made based on events and things Jack has said.

For Marvin and Jackieboy, we inferred from the personalities we’ve seen thus far, as there was little evidence to back us up at this point in time…

JJ on the other hand… JJ we went to the only video he’s even been in.

The video that made everyone doubt him as his own ego until Jack confirmed at PAX

JJ was used by Anti…a puppet in his own video.We don’t know what else Anti could convince JJ to do in that state… maybe even murder?

And what two questions does Jack avoid?

“Is your character a murder” and “is your character a puppet”

JJ is questionably both, under Anti… the embodiment and bringer of his worst fear…

Ok, so, I'm probably not as good at the theories as some of y'all, but, here's what I have.We know from last October that the broken tank means Anti has "Broken free" in a sense, and Jack avoiding letting us see particular questions about JJ that those are major points of his character.So my theory is that Anti is trying to find a more indirect way of killing Jack, instead of just trying to take over and kill him like before. What happened with Dr Schneeplstein was an experiment in a sense, to see how far he could stretch his abilities when controlling the egos.We know JJ is susceptible to being controlled because of what happened in the pumpkin carving video. So I think that Anti is gonna try and use JJ to kill Jack, because his easier to control, and JJ is a relatively trustworthy character.

What’s your idea, then?

not communism, that’s… I don’t even NEED to explain THAT one. 

Not socialism. Just LOOK at Venezuela and all those countries. 

I’m genuinely curious <3 <3 

bitch i don’t know all of them are corrupt and suck at this point

Concept, we go back to trading items and such but we still use currency as a base for the value of items.

Eg: 1 pair of shoes=10 dollars

1 egg = 1 dollar

Therefore, 10 eggs=1 pair of shoes

That way we can trade stuff we don't need for stuff we do need. This would also result in farming and other skill based professions becoming popular again as well allowing for innovation and invention because resources would be easier to come by

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the world is so fucked up cuz no one asks yahoo answers before they do things anymore.

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Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*

Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

“Little magics”

No matter how cold I get I don't shiver

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What’s this? Harry Potter 2.0? Freaking love it tho! 

Awh this is so cute @magnetiiclesbian <3

This could either turn into some weird hentai or a kickass movie… And i kinda want to see both

I don't care it's for woman I'm getting it

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An asshole?

Good news guys, Sam is CANCELLED for making a bad joke that isn't even entertaining

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