girl help they are making me do my job at work
here is solomon
this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"
unironically i think the twitter fact check note is the best addition to that site in recent years because it reminds me so much of house of leaves footnotes. it is probably the one feature i want added to tumblr. whenever i see a post about bullshit i want to channel my inner johnny truant and attach this to the post
beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
Me and my coworker were chatting in the office and suddenly a raptor came in and ate us.
It was talking and laughing like the Joker the whole time.
why is the name "Joker" Homestuck green
for your information, this is Tumblr's "Ross green" color (named after the Friends character)
why is the name "Joker" Tumblr Ross Green color named after the Friends character green?
That's better!
Homestuck is Ross from friends green
What that thang do?
God knows, I shudder to say.
You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
moobs (man boobs) and woobs (woman boobs) lol 👍
and nonbinary boobs would be... no..... most surely not
official boob post
imagine if u made a post and someone rbed it like “#not that funny #mediocre jokes #posts that’re just ok #not fave #don’t look at when sad #3/5”
manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today
person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
I love u tboys I love u trans men I love u transmasc nb ppl I love u transmascs who can't or don't want to take HRT I love u ass hair I love u hairy arms and legs I love u wispy mustaches and beards I love u fat transmasc bodies I love u "tboy voices" I love u receding hairlines I love u transmascs who pass for cis I love u transmascs who won't ever pass I love u top surgery scars I love u transmasc chests I love u no-op, pre-op, and post-op transmascs I love u transmascs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again
i love awkwardly replying to mutuals' posts like some kind of lost grandpa









