Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
I can't apologize enough to the robot girl community for this post. What I said back then was offensive and I'll informed, and it no longer represents how I feel.
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that
can zelda get him pregnant already damn
WHAT
can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)
it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow
it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth
All the dead things: Its rotten work
The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you
Got curious.
Anyways please reblog for larger sample size
If you do I'll give you a big hug :D (with consent)
i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this
me and my buddies are recording foley of each other just in case we ever stop making sounds
Divergent evolution in plague doctors
(I am nearly certain this has been done before but I couldn’t resist the shoebill stork doctor.)
My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏
can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you
People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never wanna watch any of this shit you guys make it sound like the magic school bus
