Holograms & Aliens

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

...... Wtf she's a Dreamwork's princess not Disney

PLEASE

the smartest thing Friends ever did was name the episodes the way they did like I fucking love how when you talk about an episode and someone is like which one and you’re like idk the one with Ross’s sandwich and then that’s actually the name of the episode

when you got super sweet comment, then you realized they said the same to everyone…

It’s easy to get wrong with Halloween costumes Watch this hilarious video!

my mom doesn’t even text me back

look a tthis idiot i want 40

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

look at this

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

“Fuckers, don’t laugh! You motherfuckers.”

i’m in tears ajdhsjdhs