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Friday April 14.

Stop: time for kitty cat facts.

Stop! Arrêtez! Hou op! Спри се! Halt! Pare! Detener! 停止! रुकें!  중지! Dur! やめる! توقف! תפסיק! Imani! Itigil! Kwụsị! Prohibere!

You get the idea. It is of the utmost importance that you stop right there—because it's Friday, and times are tough and friends are few. So, we thought we would both complement and/or remedy this situation with a prescription that goes down smooth every single time: an assortment of the finest kitty #cats combed from the dashboard's discerning cat fandom, as well as a series of fascinating cat facts with which you can show off next time the need arises. Impressing friends? Check. Games night? Check. Dinner party? Check. The International Conference For Interesting Cat Facts (ICFICF)? Check. For all things four-legged, fascinating, and feline, you've come to the right place. We like to think this post has found you for a reason, in fact.

  • The oldest known pet cat existed 9,500 years ago
  • Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping
  • A cat was the Mayor of an Alaskan town for 20 years
  • The record for the longest cat ever is 48.5 inches
  • Ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their cats died
  • House cats share 95.6% of their genetic makeup with tigers
  • Cats walk like camels and giraffes
  • Isaac Newton invented the cat door
  • In 1963 a cat went to space
  • A house cat can reach speeds of up to 30mph
  • The oldest cat in the world was 38 years old
  • The richest cat in the world had * seven million dollars *

That, as they say, is that. Call us The Post—because we promised cat facts and we delivered. And then some. We will now bid you on your merry way towards not just the Friday you need, but the Friday you deserve. With some #cats.

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Tuesday April 18.

yum... pastries

Ahh, picture it. Sat on your very own balcony. Encroaching sunlight illuminating the rays of mist, drops of dew, glistening on the surface of a nearby estuary. Elegant chinaware. The dawn chorus of birds. Engulfed in the aroma of newly-blossomed flowers. A little tractor merrily beginning its day, way on the horizon. Steam twisting, rising, reaching from the surface of your black coffee up to the expanse of blue sky above. Crumbs of cheese, ham, freshly-baked bread on the pleasing surface of the aforementioned chinaware. Morning Reverend!, a little voice echoes in the distance. U f*ckin wot pal, The Reverend replies. A flock of thrushes sing and swoop across the horizon before you, which illuminates slowly with the light of the morning sun. Just when you think—know—that it simply cannot get any better than this, comes the voice/s of your significant other/s: Honey, I've/we've got some hashtag pastries!

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Anonymous asked:

*sees jennifer check needs more love* that's my WIFE i've got u. request for takin her out on a cutesy date?

submissivekillers answered:

wife life wife life wife liiife. i thought of a bunch of lil date ideas so hc list for now!! but would b happy to expand any of these to full fics uwu

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  • not to start off sad but,,, i lowkey feel like jen probably hasn’t been on many cutesy dates before 
  • like i don’t get the sense that her relationships (with men) have been all that deep or long-lasting, considering the way she talks about them (particularly in this deleted scene - “placeholders,” doesn’t really indicate strong attachment.) and on another level, devil’s kettle just doesn’t really seem like a place with a ton of cute date options  
  • ANYWAY. this means that the fact you go out of your way to plan out cute lil outings with her just makes her fall even more in love with you!! 
  • in general, jen would really like getting ready together with you and coordinating your outfits a little before you go out! this doesn’t mean your style has to be as preppy-femme as hers or that she wants to go completely matchy-matchy - just something like coordinated colors or an exchange of accessories is enough. she likes knowing that the two of you have a united front, so to speak
  • though if you do lean femme, she’s def going to want to help do your makeup too. yes i am thinking about That Picture 
  • also as a general rule? she’s big on PDA. wants everyone in the world to know that this hot piece of ass is hers and damn is she proud. she’ll cut back on it if you’re not as comfy with it as she is, but she still wants to hold hands or hang off your arm at the very least (or just slip a sneaky lil hand in your back pocket when she’s feelin Frisky) 
  • now it might take a few minutes for jen to break out of the carefully-crafted Alpha Bitch™ persona, but she’d have a ton of fun on a carnival date. favorite rides are the death drop roller coasters or those insane spinning rides that pin you down by gravity or whatever. absolutely ruthless at bumper cars but makes up for the crushing defeat by winning you a billion plushies that are all bigger than your entire torso. will make out with you on the ferris wheel but will also make fun of you for being a romantic dork. worth it imo
  • coffee shop dates are another fun one, especially during exam season. she might not be able to digest human food now, but she still likes the smells of coffee and fresh-baked goods - and she’ll happily buy you whatever snacks you need to keep you going. once again, will affectionately make fun of you for being a nerd who makes study dates, but she’s got just as many notes to review as you do so don’t take it personally
  • am i projecting because i fucking miss coffee shop dates? what about it
  • when neither of you are in the mood for crowds or when it’s late at night and you just need to wander, the two of you will just hop into one of your cars and go. sometimes it’s semi-planned - you’ll pack some snacks, a little blanket to lie on, stuff like that - but there’s never a destination in mind. just driving around, talking and listening to music, until you find somewhere with a good view to park
  • if y’all pass an abandoned building of any kind there’s a 90% chance she’ll pester you to pull over and break in. jennifer check urbex icon
  • she definitely has a little collection of Stuff from dates: ticket stubs from rides and movies, the playlist you made for her on that night when you drove around for hours and ended up skinny-dipping in a random lake, the jacket you draped over her shoulders when she “forgot” to bring her own. each item comes with its own little set of memories of you
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