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hipster ✖️ grunge blog

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR 13/13/13

i have some sad news

*leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

parkour

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

Does anyone have the video post of the 2 girls singing Katy Perry which angers a poltergeist in the house and it slams the door to their room

If i get dragged down the fuckin hall i swer tah god

she fuckin noped so HARDED

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

Pale Blog

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

*has to restrain self from adding lmao to every sentence*

Grunge/Indie

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.