i am the horse that died to become the glue that holds my family together

you only need one pair of white socks for like if you got invited to a angels funeral. but other than that its mormal to wear like, green and pink socks for a fun time

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

me in 1909 showing up to see the bone

meow miau meow :3

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

Strike pizza fund running low

This fund gets pizza straight to the WGA and SAG-AFTRA picket lines. Please donate if you can and boost this post!

[ID: tweet by Jess Morse @/chessmorse that says, "The fund is getting low again! We have enough to get to 8/3 (marking 3 months of pizza) but not beyond that. Please share if you can! This is my only platform, so screenshotting and sharing on other apps is appreciated! As long as you don't pretend to be me, it's all good."

The tweet is quoting her earlier tweet: "BUY THE #WGA A PIZZA I'm bringing pizzas to the picketers at Disney, WB, and Universal! Toss me some dough to keep our writers fed! http://venmo.com/u/Jess-Morse $10.97 = 1 pizza (tax included) #wgastrong #wgastrike #writersstrike." attached is her Venmo QR code. end ID]

when a quadrupedal animal sits and its butt gets all round like this

reblog if you agree

Baws

Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???

Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS

i love everything / this means nothing to me

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

where were they. greta where were they.

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

All gary ever fucking says is meow

the fuck yoou want that little guy to say huh ? the bible? you want that slug in the chapel

I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn't doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that ugly hurtful thought and said 'sit down'

Pardon me, but I needed to read your tags tonight.

*fetishises you in a healthy sorta t4t, gender-affirming and supportive friend kinda way*

this is garbitch. apsolute bullchit

the pharmacy switching up your meds to a different shape and color will be a criminal offense in my new country full of autistic people

Yea I stand for the flag