eating an entire can of pineapple because if I don't start my period I'm going to go fucking crazy
Homestuck brain rot is real. literally read the word autistics as auspitices.
two autistics hanging out and infodumping at the exact same time and not even listening to the other is so aesthetic
consistently forgetting the fact that my online persona is in fact, mostly anonymous and most people won't retain the memory of me humiliating myself online like I will.
this ones one of my all time favorites: in which the main protagonist sits idly until one day, he finds himself head over heels for redrom interest a, but redrom interest a is flushing for her kismesis, who's auspitice's morail is the main protagonist!!!!
Since my birthday is coming up, I'd like to remind everyone that I am a walking talking homestuck reference. Quarantine in my state started on my 13th bday. aka I was stuck at home on my 13th birthday. homestuck.
the butterflies are reproducing in my stomach at an alarming rate
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
leave it to Harry Potter to brag about having a transgender game character named Sirona Ryan voiced by a cis male. absolutely pathetic.
god gives his hardest battles (comprehending homestuck) to his bravest warriors (autistic teens)

