autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man
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umm can someone tell me how long i have to carry this weight
we’re gonna be ok btw
it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
okay imagine yeast infections aren't real for a moment what's the first thing ur putting in ur pussy. i'm thinking pop rocks
buttholes don't have enough natural moisture for it to be interesting sorry. need the fizz
you are getting frostbite of the pussy.
now you are Onto something. i will be right back
𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝗃𝖾𝖿𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗒𝗐 ♡
(by daniel_weissenhorn)
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S1E06, The Princess and the Queen
fuck jade
sunrise / sunset
i feel so much better when no one knows where i am and what im doing.








