per - so - na.

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs

Great news!

It’s done

I put like three braincells into this, so if there’s anything about it that outright sucks, uh. Sorry not sorry, L + ratio + let’s use the 1-page restriction as an excuse for any unfun mechanics

“What if there was a game about being a genre-savvy slasher protagonist murdering their way to the role of Final Girl?”

“Sounds cool when exactly does the PvP start”

“character creation”

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

How can you read "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" as a closeted teenager and not be changed on an atomic level because of it

I love how we were so hostile about the twitter migration but we’ve decided to be chill and welcoming about the reddit migration. The treaty between our two great nations stands strong and we’re welcoming refugees with open arms after the great crisis of ‘23

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

What color is this?

pussy

listen

#talk about memes incomprehensible without context

“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm

I can't believe you'd fucking do this to me.

Do the redditors make the reddit or does reddit make the redditor

Reddit makes the redditor.

Put a redditor on tumblr for a year and they will be a tumblrina. Put a redditor on 4chan for a year and they will be a 4channer. Put a redditor on twitter for a year and they will be a reply-guy.

The redditor is malleable and an artifice of their cage. The redditor is as close to a tabula rasa as humanly possible. There is no redditor without reddit.

If reddit were to shut down tomorrow, the redditors would take on the form of whatever site they migrated to like the digg guys before them

people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange and i hate the color orange

Show him the fruits

please come back~!

Penguin debates stealing classic car

~* Just Sim Things *~

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

He’s literally worse than the joker

Happy pride month besties

what is the truth.....

Hi

Lmfaoooo experts are now saying America has gone past hyperinflation to a new stage they're calling "sonic inflation"

I love how @smokingpotatostuff was able to completely turn around getting got by "sonic inflation" with this absolutely stellar turn of phrase

i might have a few thoughts about post t&t franmaya

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