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I will be a menace

We are underutilizing the fact that Vlad knits. And that Jack does needlepoint. They probably did crafts together in college.

I need more of Vlad knitting.

My grandparents are asking me what I’ve done for the past year besides working to pay for college,

“Writing” I say.

“Oh. That’s wonderful,” they say, “can I see what you’ve written?”

“I don’t have any of it on me right now,” I say, “it’s mostly writing ideas for people to make stories with.”

“That’s delightful,” they say, “It’s good you’re giving people ideas.”

Crisis averted.

i absolutely love all the dp x dc fics that have danny slowly interacting w the batfam except he’s somehow interacting with all of them separately and none of them know until one of them mentions him or something they all have a collective “im sorry what? you know him too? yeah i know him- you too?? YOU??? how long have you been talking to him? how did you meet him? he diD WHAT-“

just all of the puzzle pieces connecting and all of them realizing how much of a role this little shit actually has in all of their lives

after that point its just so obvious they have to adopt him like cmon he’s already halfway there

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