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Post got so fucked up by updates it doesn’t even show ryu1964 as the OP anymore
big fan of whataver the hell is this so it deserve its own gif
"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."
-twitter user nyetalia
yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image
It’s *so* true.
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
i hate liberals so much its unreal
“To be able forcefully and threateningly to oppose this party, whose betrayal of the workers will begin with the very first hour of victory, the workers must be armed and organized. The whole proletariat must be armed at once with [..] rifles, cannon and ammunition, and the revival of the old-style citizens’ militia, directed against the workers, must be opposed. Where the formation of this militia cannot be prevented, the workers must try to organize themselves independently as a proletarian guard, with elected leaders and with their own elected general staff; they must try to place themselves not under the orders of the State authority but of the revolutionary local councils set up by the workers. Where the workers are employed by the State, they must arm and organize themselves into special corps with elected leaders, or as a part of the proletarian guard. Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary. The destruction of the bourgeois democrats’ influence over the workers, and the enforcement of conditions which will compromise the rule of bourgeois democracy, which is for the moment inevitable, and make it as difficult as possible – these are the main points which the proletariat and therefore the League must keep in mind during and after the approaching uprising.”
Assault rifles and bombs and bazookas are good and we need to have more of them than the government.
So we should keep the weapons actively responsible for school children's deaths in circulation just in case one day you want to have a dick measuring contest with (checks notes)
The US government???? There dicks bigger no question.
Hey how did the last two wars go
Atomized individual gun ownership isn’t going to solve anything, and what Marx is talking about in that passage is citizen’s militias; the idea of everyone purchasing their own guns is like a free market revolutionary solution. Nothing particularly wrong with owning a gun but it’s not particularly revolutionary, and you’re not going to get more of them than the US government by buying them
Oh my fucking God shut the fuck up about this dumb shit talking point. Every single person who harps on it has absolutely zero base of knowledge when it comes to warfighting, or even fucking anything about weapons. Civilian ownership and procurement is not only not mutually exclusive with a regular, organized fighting force, it's also greatly preferable because you end up with a force far more familiar with their weapons and how to employ them, thus a better fighting force. You don't buy a gun because it gets you special revolutionary points, you buy a gun because then you have a gun, and you can use it for gun stuff. Read about guerrilla warfare, or literally any kind of warfare, Jesus Fucking Christ. There are also just good-ass reasons to have a gun without jerking off over your fantasies of the revolution. Stop seeing guns as symbols of something and start seeing them for what they are.
Confession time, I never bring along companions in games. Not even if they give you a dog. If I’m given the option I will always go into every combat encounter alone because I wanna be the one grabbing every kill and fighting every enemy. The idea that an AI companion might steal a cool fight or save me from a deserved death by killing an enemy I didn’t get to makes me very annoyed. I am a loser lonewolf player, I am not sorry I’m like this but I do understand I’m insane
Learning Reed's name is apparently Loughshinny is
A) Actually kind of thematic because she's a body double for her sister Eblana (Eblana being a semi-apocryphal ancient Irish town Ptolemy mentioned in his Geographia - people mostly thought it was proto Dublin but now some think it's Loughshinny, or at least a port closer to it than Dublin)
B) The exact flavor of ridiculous that forces me to stan a character by the terms of the Wyrm Contract. For all intents and purposes Reed is fox adjacent now. A draco no more.
I'm emphasizing this. I am claiming the dragon with my special tool:
She was a deep cover agent the whole time, you fools.
*Appropriates your dragon in the shittiest way possible*
Involuntary 5e players should unionize.
Like 90% of groups that play 5e seem to have at least one person who doesn’t want to play 5e but it’s the only thing anyone else has ever played and the other players refuse to try anything else.
Then something like 45-60% of all 5e players I’ve ever seen seem to also not want to play 5e, they want to play a cowboy western game or a political intrigue game or a lovecraftian horror game or a Star Wars game or a game with no combat or an age of sale game or a detective mystery game and 5e is none of those things at all and really does not have the mechanics to support them but they either don’t know that at least 2 RPGs exist for all of those things or they do know but still think “D&D5e can be modified into anything” because WotC’s marketing team said so so they just strangle 5e into all those genres by homebrewing their own barely functioning mechanics in and then dragging around all the dead weight of the 5e mechanics that are totally vestigial to it now.
we're in some form of worst timeline cause i can't get my mechs cockpit lanced thru by an ace pilot girl who says "forgive me" over the comms and then pulls the lance out and all my blood pours out like she pierced the side of a coke can
if life was fair girls would know exactly how to exploit the weaknesses of my otherwise invincible body and instantly liquefy me with brutal terrible force