rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook
i have eaten paper and other items (pencils, pens, markers, pebbles) for my entire life and i can tell you with certain that this is misinformation. if you EAT paper you will not feel the effects of lsd and anyone who tells you otherwise is twitter user @poko_hahaha
this mf eating pens
liking a character be like *throws in bisexuality, gender nonconformity and a healthy dose of neurodivergency* perfect
DONT talk to me until ive had my morning paint thinner
enemies to lovers who are still pretending to be enemies for the reputation
fake hating.......
“Look, speaking as a friend, I think you should go see the nurse. Or a doctor. Or, really, anyone with the slightest hint of a medical degree, because that is not supposed to make that sound.”
gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it
are you feeling okay? you havent come up with any dastardly evil schemes lately :(
matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other
If you don’t love me at my weird and ugly you don’t deserve me at my almost sexy in the right light
tonight’s episode: THE GREASY GOON IN THE GREASY SPOON
tonight’s episode: THIS ONE WILL BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE IN TWENTY YEARS






