Collecting

positive affirmations!

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

FINALLY HERE, THE NEW MILES COMMISSION POST (updated to have better examples)

hi im miles and im a hobbyist artist who also happens to be disabled! i get money monthly from a government program, but as you might expect its not a super substantial amount. and since i enjoy doing art and im okay at it, i take commissions!

life is hard and any support i can get via comms or just support from people who like my work and want me to continue doing it is incredibly important to me. if you want to see examples, you can check my ko-fi gallery or art twitter! you can also dm me here on tumblr or on twitter if you have any questions regarding commissions and id be happy to answer (though i can occassionally be slow at replying and i have memory issues which may lead me to stop replying; just send me a quick reminder if this happens)

art is something im very passionate about and its something i can Do even with my broken brain and body and having people support me through comms and donations and whatever else is incredibly helpful and important to me; whether you buy some art or just reblog this post it means a lot! thank you!

ko-fi commissions | main ko-fi page | art twitter

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craziest shit i've read in a long time

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

FINALLY HERE, THE NEW MILES COMMISSION POST (updated to have better examples)

hi im miles and im a hobbyist artist who also happens to be disabled! i get money monthly from a government program, but as you might expect its not a super substantial amount. and since i enjoy doing art and im okay at it, i take commissions!

life is hard and any support i can get via comms or just support from people who like my work and want me to continue doing it is incredibly important to me. if you want to see examples, you can check my ko-fi gallery or art twitter! you can also dm me here on tumblr or on twitter if you have any questions regarding commissions and id be happy to answer (though i can occassionally be slow at replying and i have memory issues which may lead me to stop replying; just send me a quick reminder if this happens)

art is something im very passionate about and its something i can Do even with my broken brain and body and having people support me through comms and donations and whatever else is incredibly helpful and important to me; whether you buy some art or just reblog this post it means a lot! thank you!

ko-fi commissions | main ko-fi page | art twitter

we took pork loin to the vet and. why does petdesk let me give my pet a "catchphrase"

my brother had a better idea actually

petdesk app updated and im losing my mind at the new layout

yeah that’ll do it

had a fucking experience just now

playing skyrim. feel something cold on my foot. cats dropped a frog on my foot. ok. pick up the frog, bring the frog outside. hold hand out near plant so frog can jump into plant. frog doesn’t jump into plant. second frog jumps into my hand. i’m just standing there with two frogs in my hand. shake hand. frogs fall into plant. go inside. resume skyrim. alright.

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard