me when i have more than $20

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

Confirmen si también están en su peor momento económico, físico, laboral, emocional, social, académico y amoroso.

whta the hell is a vsco girl idk what any of yall are talking about anymore

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if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude

The majority of angsty punk kids don’t like pop music because they value lyrical music with a variety of tempos/instrumentals instead of just generic and repetitive beats/lyrics. You can’t have a conversation with friends about alternate dimensions with “Anaconda” in the background.

“listen friend i am unable to have this conversation right now because anaconda is playing in the background”

good news, everyone: dogs

Sherlock Holmes- Rolling eyes

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

For example

these are called “olifantenpaadjes” in dutch (little elephant paths) (remember this for later it’s important) and there’s a whole facebook page dedicated to it, where people can send in pictures of these “elephant paths” all across the country and they get rated with stars.

apparently, a city renovated its park, and ended up putting a tree branch over a beloved path:

of course, this meant the path had become unusable, which is an utter tragedy, so an anonymous citizen did the rational thing and got up in the middle of the night, went to the park, and cut the branch in half using a chainsaw. 

so like.. this citizen should probably get arrested for destruction of public property right??? nah. the city just thought it was funny and even made a joke about it when the renovated park got-re opened. the only thing to come out of it was this photo, posted by a local news site:

and that’s the story of how dutch people really, really, really love their little elephant paths.

The correct design solution is to take these paths. And then put a more formal paved path down. This prevents grass damage. And makes a more usable path

While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

Period

G*d people really acting like a bartender with student debt showed up to a photoshoot with a $10,000 wardrobe in tow. That’s not how any of this works.

8 Things To Quit in 2019

1. Trying to please everyone.

2. Fearing change.

3. Living in the past.

4. Overthinking.

5. Being afraid to be different.

6. Beating yourself up over mistakes.

7. Thinking you’re not good enough.

8. Thinking you have no purpose.

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

AMEEN

Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.