Been thinking of Baldurs Gate too damn much cause soon as my ass saw vampire on this post I said “ASTERION!!” 😂 But that’s a nice pair of gloves… so I don’t mind my brain for that
we as norman character lovers do not take into account this goof right here as much as we should:
i give you one murphy macmanus
and another honorable mention: josh aka scud fromeyer
I love them both Mostly Murphy but both are wonderful! ❤️
Akudama Drive Incorrect Quote #3
Brawler: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the "B" out of our bromance.
Hoodlum, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess.
What pet names do the brothers give you?
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Lucifer
Very proper pet names, such as “My darling” or “My dearest love.” That’s only during private intimate moments, though. Usually he’ll just call you by your name, or he’ll call you “human” if he’s feeling playful.
Mammon
Lots of kind of sleazy nicknames, like “babes” and “doll face.” If you can picture a 1950s gangster saying it, he’s probably used it. It’s charming, though. If he’s feeling especially sweet, he’ll call you his “treasure.”
Leviathan
He’s definitely nicknaming you after his favorite anime characters for sure. But if you don’t like that, he’ll call you his “Player Two” or his “Favorite Party Member.”
Satan
His favorite nickname is “My Partner in Crime,” especially after all of that anti Lucifer league nonsense. Sometimes he’ll work up the courage to call you “kitten,” but it makes him embarrassed because he thinks it sounds dumb.
Asmodeus
Lots of sickly sweet lovey-dovey pet names. “My sweet baby,” “The light of my life,” “My heart and soul.” Rarely ever does he use your real name. Doesn’t matter how dumb a pet name is, if you ask him to call you something specific he will.
Beelzebub
All food related nicknames. The classics like “Cupcake” or even “Biscuit,” but they get kinda random depending on whatever he’s craving. He once called you his “Spicy Cheeseburger.”
Belphegor
Most of the time he’s too lazy to think of pet names to be honest. When he does, though, it’s usually something simple like “honey” or “sweetie.”
Satan: Why is Mc so Angry? I can feel their wrath from my room.
Levi: Well, we have had a class of human conduct ...
Mammon: Aaaand Mc has had a small dispute with the teacher, they disagreed...
Asmo: A little misunderstanding...
Mc: It was not a misunderstanding!!!! The teacher was totally wrong!!!!!!
Asmo: Well that's your opinion.
Mc: Humans are not like hamsters!!! We are not tiny and cuddly… *squinting* we are dangerous!
Mammon: *hugging Mc* shhhh, shhhh, yes, yes, you are.
Asmo: *hugging Mc too* a dangerous, little, cute human.
Mc: ...
Levi: Do they know that Mc can kill us right?
Satan: Yeah, but honestly? it's a risk I'm willing to take *joins the hug*
Levi: *shrugging* can't argue with that *joins the hug too*
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You and Mammon falling asleep in his room while watching a movie.
You wake up to the dim sound of the TV and the sight of Mammon's head on your shoulder.
His hair slightly messy and his face uncharacteristically peaceful, you admire him for a little. Remembering how he is when it's just the two of you.
You were going to stand up to go back to your room when he tugged on your shirt with a pleading look on his face.
"Don't go," he moaned. Without the normally energetic hint on his voice. "Just.. Just stay here, alright?" He wraps his hands around your arm and nuzzles himself onto you. "With me." His eyes softly closing. The TV painting a side of his face golden.
The suddenness made your heart drop and bloomed flowers in your stomach. You rest yourself back against his couch, snuggling your head against his.
You close your eyes as the smell of his shampoo tickles your nose and pulls you right back to sleep.
Obey Me! Demon Brothers Imagine: MC is kidnapped by a lower demon and summons them to save them
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor
Trigger Warnings: mentions of torture, punching, kicking, and choking. Slightly suggestive with Asmo? MC is tied to a chair and slightly manhandled.
Scenario:
You thought all of this would be over. You had been at RAD for half a year now, all the demons seemed to be used to your presence and no one had so much as given you dirty looks anymore. When you first arrived you were the target of some bullying and pranks, but after the school learned you were under the protection of the seven brothers, that ceased to exist.
So when Judas, a popular and nice demon in your history class offered to help you study after school, you gladly accepted it. It was your worst subject, and exams were quickly approaching. He was smart, pretty, and seemed to get along well with everyone.
That was what you thought until you woke up in a dark room, tied to a chair looking up at him horrified. Your mind drifted back to when he offered you a drink when you first came to the study room. He must have slipped you something and then drug you off to some secluded area.
“Why would you do this?” you demanded, tugging at the ropes that bound your fists together behind the chair.
“Because I think Lord Diavolo’s plan to unite the three realms is blasphemous.” Judas spat back. “Humans could never stand as equals to demons, and when I’m done with you, he’ll feel the same way.”
“I’ll give you one chance.” you told him with an ice cold stare, doing an awful good job at hiding your fear. “Let me go right now and I won’t summon him.”
Judas laughed maniacally, throwing his head back to the ceiling and clapping his hands. He then grabbed the back of your neck and forced you to look up at him. “Go ahead. I’m sure he’d love to join me. You may think those brothers like you, but they only protect you out of pity.”
You gave Judas a small smirk before screaming out your demon’s name, pact mark glowing brightly on your skin.
happy pride ! to the faggots and freaks, the trannies, the boygirls and girlboys and the he/him butches and she/her twinks ! to the gendervague and the genderfucked !! to every trans and nonbinary person at whatever stage they're at !! and to the eggs and the questioning ! to my bisexuals and pansexuals and omnisexuals and polysexuals and the lesbians w/ boyfriends and gays w/ girlfriends !! happy pride to the queers who wear battle jackets and the queers who stealth and every single one of you in between !! happy pride to my aces and aros !! happy pride all you funky sexual deviants and kinksters !! to my elders who faced decades of bigotry and lost many a loved one, and the youngsters learning our history and experiencing it themselves !
I love you all so so much I love us and who we are and I ask you: be kind to each other
Homophobes: *try to destroy rainbow statue*
Gays: “fine then we’ll make it an actual damn rainbow”
Reblog to put indestructible rainbows everywhere and kill a homophobe
i based MOD. RAD UNI’s skirt on reddit user u/MiaV_707′s “female uniform thingy!” sketch
i made these yesterday but posting them today bc i was :/ anxious abt posting my designs. happy lonely devil day lol!
the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk
Black and white pictures of Copia will be the death of me.