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I want you all to know that luke black served absolutely cunt tonight not only on the stage BUT ALSO when he walked behind loreen as she was going to the stage to sing for the second time, looked at her, then into the camera, turned to the right and went straight to käärijä's green room to cheer him up KING BEHAVIOUR

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My esc 2023 opinions no one asked for

  • Way too many ballads
  • Switzerland having one of the worst ballads, being pretty insensitive
  • Käärijä on stage:👁👅👁💃🏋
  • Käärijä in the green room: 🧍‍♂️😐
  • Irelands literally going down in esc history as "the guy with the golden cameltoe" who was winy about not qualifying
  • CZECHIA BEING ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSSES although i wish it was entirely in czech cos i didnt really like the english parts
  • Austria girlbossing their tits off with a funny, original song that fucking SLAPS
  • Some of the most disappointing results in history. My stomach actually hurt after the final result because i did not expect the generic sweden ballad to actually win points with the audience when sexy finland man was RIGHT. THERE.
  • No i dont hate her. I hate the jury
  • And on top of that, even though I got the impression that Austria and Czechia were fan favourites, their scores were soooo low. Which saddens me because they really stood out between all the boring entries
  • "12 POINTS TO ISRAEL" 👁👄👁???
  • Im sideyeing anyone who voted israel
  • I genuinely do not remember anything from italy except for the trampoline and his glitter shirt
  • Sweden vaguely sounding like "the winner takes it all" by abba
  • Graham norton going 😐 when he was listening to his earpiece
  • The hosts utter confusion when the crowd was chanting "käärijä" and "cha cha cha" which they handled pretty awkwardly imo
  • EBU does not care what we think about the results. Any sort of publicity or engagement is still engagement.
  • Albania is so overlooked imo T-T i really liked that they were performing as a family and the song was pretty good! The vocals were impressive! And it wasnt an english ballad !
  • France is tall vampire mommy <3
  • the jury system is inherently rigged. This is not new. But this year it was just very apparent.
  • Netherlands was boring and no one was surprised
  • Australia casually eating sandwhiches during the jury results not expecting douze points from anyone and then having cameras on them while their faces were stuffed gave me life
  • Germany deserved better

if the jury has a million haters, i am one of them. if it has ten haters, i am one of them. if it has one hater, it’s me. if it has none, i’ve been crushed by loreen’s sandwich press.

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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

someone needs to make an animation with jancy using that one dolly parton song about the single mom who works two jobs