alex

feel like my jaw looks vaguely skinny in this 🤩

my gf does this like ‘one second every day’ video thing so it’s from that lol

i love how more people are seeing this now than ever before, yet we broke up 6 months ago lmao

c’est la vie

Me after a binge: ugh gross how could I put that poison into my body??? Never eating chips, pizza, or any kind of junk ever again I’m going to buy a shit ton of vegetables and eat clean from now on 😌✨

Me the very moment I open my eyes the next morning: choclet

c H o C l E t

(not me btw)

my heart: *suddenly beats extremely irregularly and heavy in my chest for several seconds for no reason*

me: