accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (2002) loading screen

this is a real quote from an actual pdx queer housing post

isnt this the plot of homestuck

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

honestly did we all really want maroon 5 to sing the spongebob song. like……maroon 5?

no i wanted spongebob to sing it you stupid bitch

understandable I’ll kill myself now

thank you

I can’t sit idly 🤷‍♀️ no I can’t move at all 🙅‍♀️

🗣The one behind

Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:

friends deep lore: the reason chandler is so bad at generally existing in the 90s/early 2000s is he actually died in 1843 of lead poisoning and now he’s been reanimated by dark wizard ross (a homophobe) and the only way to break free of his curse of living undead is to find love. luckily he shares a flat with friendly modern man joey who teaches him the ways of the world and maybe, just maybe, he also teaches him the meaning of love. 200k, slowburn, fisting