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fixedhawa

sagittarians really just…know how to live but it makes me nervous. i was rolling silverware with a new coworker at a table when we were closing and we were talking and getting to know each other. this lady is 54 and broke but has been to literally every state and she said to me to never save my money and spend it all on traveling. she’s lived in every corner of the country, just getting a serving job at any restaurant in a city and sticking around long enough to save but she said this is how she stays happy and i’m like….

every sagittarius coworker i’ve ever had gives me the weirdest life advice lmao…..but they always give it…..unprompted

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the signs as french sayings

aries: “chien qui aboie ne mord pas.” barking dogs seldom bite.

taurus: “quand il pleut, il verse.” when it rains it pours.

gemini: “il faut laisser aller le monde comme il va.” we must let the world go as it is.

cancer: “bon coeur ne peut mentir.” the heart sees farther than the head.

leo: “à coeur vaillant rien d’impossible.” nothing is impossible for a willing heart.

virgo: “il faut reculer pour mieux sauter.” one must step back to take a good leap.

libra: “il n’y a qu’un bonheur dans la vie, c’est d’aimer et d’être aimé.” there is only one happiness in life; to love and be loved.

scorpio: “la nuit porte conseil.” the night brings advice.

sagittarius: “après la pluie, le beau temps.” after rain comes sunshine.

capricorn: “il n’y a pas plus sourd que celui qui ne veut pas entendre.” no one is as deaf as the one who does not want to listen.

aquarius: “c'est l'exception qui confirme la règle.” it’s the exception that proves the rule.

pisces: “la foi est la moitié de la bataille.” faith is half the battle.

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Art & Astrology

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR WRITERS - Sun in Gemini or Virgo - Moon in Gemini or Virgo - Mercury in Gemini or Virgo - Gemini or Virgo Midheaven - Third house in Gemini or Virgo - Sun/Moon/Mercury/Mars in the third house - Mercury in the first house - Venus/Mercury in the tenth house - Sun in aspect to Pluto/Mars - Sun in positive aspect to Mercury - Moon in positive aspect to Venus/Mercury/Mars - Mercury in positive aspect to Pluto/Venus - Mercury/Venus quintile Moon/Pluto - Gemini/Virgo/Pisces dominance - Earth or air dominance - Mercury dominance - Dominant third/fifth house - Third/fifth house stellium

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR VISUAL ARTISTS - Sun in Libra, Taurus, Pisces, and Leo - Moon in Libra, Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Pisces, or Scorpio - Mercury in Libra, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Leo, or Pisces - Venus in Leo, Taurus, Libra, Pisces or Aquarius - Leo, Taurus, Libra, Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, or Aquarius Rising - Moon/Mercury/Venus/Neptune in the fifth house - Moon/Mercury/Venus in the first house - Sun in positive aspect to Moon/Mars/Mercury/Venus/Neptune - Moon in positive aspect to Pluto/Mars/Sun/Venus/Neptune - Mercury in positive aspect to Moon/Venus/Neptune - Venus in positive aspect to Pluto/Mercury/Moon/Neptune - Mercury, Venus, or Neptune in aspect to the Ascendant - Mercury/Venus/Neptune/Sun dominance - Libra/Taurus/Leo/Pisces dominance - Fifth house dominance - Water/air dominance

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR PERFORMERS - Sun in Leo, Libra, Gemini, or Scorpio - Moon in Leo, Libra, Gemini, Scorpio, or Aries - Mercury in Leo, Libra, Scorpio, or Taurus - Venus in Leo, Libra, or Taurus - Mars in Leo or Scorpio - Leo, Scorpio, Aries, Virgo, Gemini, or Capricorn Ascendant - Leo, Scorpio, Virgo, Taurus, or Libra Midheaven - Fifth house in Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Libra, or Taurus - Sun/Moon/Venus/Mars in the fifth house - Moon/Venus/Mars in the tenth house - Venus/Uranus in the third house - Sun/Mars/Venus/Neptune in the first house - Sun in aspect to Mars/Pluto/Venus/Neptune - Moon in positive aspect to Pluto/Venus/Neptune - Mercury in positive aspect to Venus/Neptune - Venus in positive aspect to Mars/Pluto/Sun/Neptune - Venus/Sun/Pluto/Neptune/Uranus/Mars dominance - Leo/Scorpio/Libra dominance - Water/fire dominance - Fifth/tenth house dominance

BEST THING FOR ANY KIND OF ARTIST - Practice. Astrology doesn’t gift anyone with perfection.

ALSO - Good Jupiter placements bring luck - Good Saturn placements bring self-discipline - Good second house placements bring $$$ - Good tenth house placements bring likability/publicity and what artist couldn’t use some of that?

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Reblog with your Venus sign and the sign you're obsessed with

Aqua Venus//Pisces

Aries Venus // Pisces + Leo + Scorpio gtg

libra venus // taurus and gemini

Aries venus|| Aqua’s omg

aries venus / aries + virgo + capricorn

capricorn venus // …capricorn

Libra venus // libra, leo, aries

Capricorn venus // Capricorn

gemini venus ~ sags, scorpios, leos, gems, libras lmao in that order :’)

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caprifreak

Capricorn Venus and I’m obsessed with Aquas and Gems

Aries venus // Libras

Scorpio Venus / Sagittarius

Virgo Venus / nobody

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zorizo

MOON SIGNS !!! (use ur moon and enjoy💕)

Aries moon: LOUD AF. Have a lot of things to say but stay quiet because they don’t want to bother people. Loyal to their loved ones and would do anything to protect them. Independent and self-sufficient, they the type of people to ask for something and when the person they asked for it takes too long (more than 30 sec bc aries moon are impatient) they go get it themselves and say “Nevermind! I already did it by myself”. They are like scorpio moons but they smile more and look less creepy.

Taurus moon: aesthetic™ soft voice, always there for you when you need something. The one to be full of surprises that make you feel as if you just met your soulmate. Basically, the ones that are always there for a hug. Cute texts with hearts.

Gemini moon: look like they dont give a fuck but they do. Really cute when you get to know them. If you ever hang out with them you will NEVER feel bored because they can talk about any topic. Smart ass. Flirty with you but then will tell you about their crush and you will feel stupid because you thought you were the one.

Cancer moon: when they drunk and you are drunk expect them to be protecting and taking care of you. Probably cooks super great. Can bear with anything, one of the strongest people. Has a big heart and doesnt always let bad situations get the best of them. Forgiving souls.

Leo moon: know how to make you laugh 24/7. If they like you, expect them to touch you always and make sure everybody know you are theirs. Gets extremely offended if you say something bad about them, even if you are joking around. Probably watching anime all day. Everytime they go out their house is an adventure. Have multiple squads.

Virgo moon: calm a minute, laughing really hard the next minute. That kid in class that stays quiet for hours but when they see an opportunity they drag you in front of everybody. Says the truth out of nowhere. Not that funny, they just calm 24/7, but inside they probably thinking of their future and sex.

Libra moon: hard to make them angry but when you do, RUN! Yes, indecisive, but it is because they analize everything and can see some solutions other people cant even imagine about, and thats a good thing. Poker face but they are funny and their laugh is even funnier. That friend that texts you memes all day to comfort you.

Scorpio moon: stares at an unexistent point and looks like their pet just died. Can appear really funny but just because you tell them something funny, not because they are having a great time. Always ready to fight somebody that comes to them. Even if you stare at their eyes for minutes, first, you will never know what they are feeling, and second, probably you wont last 1 minute staring at them because they will scare you the fuck up when they tell you “What?” With their calm voice.

Sagittarius moon: goofy af, that kid in class that makes jokes with teachers. Always looking carefree and as if they cant kill a fly, but dont provoke them. Hate when people tell them to shut up. Loves getting head.

Capricorn moon: the boss™. Look like they have their shit together but they dont, most of the time. When they cry, they do it alone. Can intimidate you with one stare. When they grow up they start to feel (finally) how it is to be a child, because they grew up too fast. Learns easily anything. If they trust you, you lucky. Protect themselves from anything. Mental “to-do list” of the day or their future.

Aquarius moon: they arent emotionless, they just dont have the need to be on their feelings 24/7 and let that ruin their days or even their life. Loves animals. Can do anything if they think about it and work hard for it. The ones that will support you on anything, and the ones to hype you up if you are the hoe friend. They dont talk/text to you everyday, but when yall see each other its like you get in touch with your old self and you feel happy and lucky to have them in your life.

Pisces moon: suffers a lot and hides it. Probably writes about memories, either good or bad. Cant accept when they have done something bad. Look like as if they are in another universe. If their friend suffers, they suffer a little too. The type of friend to see you for a few seconds and ask you “whats wrong?” Because they have sensed something is happening and affecting you.

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the six types of love

eros: a passionate physical & emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

leo, libra

ludus: a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have more than one partner at once

aries, sagittarius

storge: an affectionate love that slowly develops on friendship, based on similarity

gemini, taurus

pragma: love driven by the head, not the heart

aquarius, capricorn

mania: obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows, very possessive and often jealous lovers

scorpio, cancer

agape: selfless altruistic love; spiritual; soulmates

pisces, virgo

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Venus aspects

Venus-Sun: Sonar love radiates through every auric field
Venus-Moon: Seeks motherly love in lovers
Venus-Mercury: Tantalised by the mind
Venus-Mars: Sensual and physical in displays of affection
Venus-Jupiter: Big heart, loves everybody
Venus-Saturn: Seeks father figures in lovers
Venus-Uranus: Enjoys long distance or frequent isolations
Venus-Neptune: Lovers are saviours or destroyers
Venus-Pluto: Mirrors the demons of lovers, can be on the receiving side of projective aggression
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☉SUN & MOON COMBOS🌙

Made by @delaneydiaries , all by my own knowledge and understanding of the signs ❤ @zodiacsociety

Aries - Aries: The Headstrong Aries - Taurus: The Bestfriend Aries - Gemini: The Straightforward Aries - Cancer: The Successful Aries - Leo: The Fearless Aries - Virgo: The Judgemental Aries - Libra: The Spontaneous Aries - Scorpio: The Go-Getter Aries - Sagittarius: The Adventurer Aries - Capricorn: The Social Aries - Aquarius: The Pathfinder Aries - Pisces: The Overcomer

Taurus-Aries: The Ambitious Taurus-Taurus: The Down-to-Earth Taurus-Gemini: The Obsessive Taurus-Cancer: The Home Maker Taurus-Leo: The Attention Seeker Taurus-Virgo: The Opportunist Taurus-Libra: The Humanitarian Taurus-Scorpio: The Passionate Taurus-Sagittarius: The Introverted-Extrovert Taurus-Capricorn: The Conceited Taurus-Aquarius: The Impulsive Taurus-Pisces: The Empathetic

Gemini-Aries: The Resilient Gemini-Taurus: The Conversationalist Gemini-Gemini: The Unpredictable Gemini-Cancer: The Anxious Gemini-Leo: The Story-Teller Gemini-Virgo: The Entertainer Gemini-Libra: The Dreamer Gemini-Scorpio: The Mysterious Gemini-Sagittarius: The Unstable Gemini-Capricorn: The Psycho Gemini-Aquarius: The Curious Gemini-Pisces: The Split-Personality

Cancer-Aries: The Integrous Cancer-Taurus: The Complainer Cancer-Gemini: The Manic Cancer-Cancer: The Sensitive Cancer-Leo: The Inflexible Cancer-Virgo: The Pushover Cancer-Libra: The Acceptance Seeker Cancer-Scorpio: The Intuitive Cancer-Sagittarius: The Contemplater Cancer-Capricorn: The Unfaithful Cancer-Aquarius: The Therapist Cancer-Pisces: The Despondent

Leo-Aries: The Outspoken Leo-Taurus: The Self-Assured Leo-Gemini: The Sarcastic Leo-Cancer: The Kind-Hearted Leo-Leo: The Dignified Leo-Virgo: The Perfectionist Leo-Libra: The Elusive Leo-Scorpio: The Obstinate Leo-Sagittarius: The Truthful Leo-Capricorn: The High-Horse Rider Leo-Aquarius: The Protective Leo-Pisces: The Lover

Virgo-Aries: The Brute Virgo-Taurus: The Control Freak Virgo-Gemini: The Analytical Virgo-Cancer: The Paranoid Virgo-Leo: The Righteous Virgo-Virgo: The Self-Absorbed Virgo-Libra: The Examiner Virgo-Scorpio: The Iconoclast Virgo-Sagittarius: The Strange Virgo-Capricorn: The Giver Virgo-Aquarius: The Insightful Virgo-Pisces: The Sophisticated

Libra-Aries: The Provocateur Libra-Taurus: The Diplomat Libra-Gemini: The Loquacious Libra-Cancer: The Determined Libra-Leo: The Charismatic Libra-Virgo: The High-Strung Libra-Libra: The Excitable Libra-Scorpio: The Wallflower Libra-Sagittarius: The Outgoing Libra-Capricorn: The Respect Seeker Libra-Aquarius: The Idealist Libra-Pisces: The Selfless

Scorpio-Aries: The Selfish Scorpio-Taurus: The Powerful Scorpio-Gemini: The Expert Scorpio-Cancer: The Mysterious Scorpio-Leo: The Dramatic Scorpio-Virgo: The Critic/Sexual Scorpio-Libra: The Researcher Scorpio-Scorpio: The Hard Worker Scorpio-Sagittarius: The Perceptive Scorpio-Capricorn: The Insatiable Scorpio-Aquarius: The Observant Scorpio-Pisces: The Role Player

Sagittarius-Aries: The Comedian Sagittarius-Taurus: The Money Maker Sagittarius-Gemini: The Exaggerator Sagittarius-Cancer: The Sagittarius-Leo: The Goal-Oriented Sagittarius-Virgo: The Philosopher Sagittarius-Libra: The Scholar Sagittarius-Scorpio: The Capricious Sagittarius-Sagittarius: The Freedom Seeker Sagittarius-Capricorn: The Self-Reflector Sagittarius-Aquarius: The Stubborn Sagittarius-Pisces: The Vicarious Liver

Capricorn-Aries: The Rebellious Capricorn-Taurus: The Materialistic Capricorn Gemini: The Acknowledgement Seeker Capricorn-Cancer: The Self-Sufficient Capricorn-Leo: The Status Seeker Capricorn-Virgo: The Self-Critic Capricorn-Libra: The Heart-Broken Capricorn-Scorpio: The Nonconformist Capricorn-Sagittarius: The Well-Balanced Capricorn-Capricorn: The Wise (Wo)Man Capricorn-Aquarius: The Diverse Capricorn-Pisces: The Masquerade

Aquarius-Aries: The Know-It-All Aquarius-Taurus: The Pragmatic Aquarius-Gemini: The Eccentric Aquarius-Cancer: The Charmer Aquarius-Leo: The Indecisive Aquarius-Virgo: The Emotionless Aquarius-Libra: The Theorist Aquarius-Scorpio: The Extremist Aquarius-Sagittarius: The Self-Taught Aquarius-Capricorn: The Trend Setter Aquarius-Aquarius: The Exotic Aquarius-Pisces: The Sympathetic

Pisces-Aries: The Shrewd Pisces-Taurus: The Visionary Pisces-Gemini: The Chameleon Pisces-Cancer: The Complex Pisces-Leo: The Colorful Pisces-Virgo: The Shy One Pisces-Libra: The Romantic Pisces-Scorpio: The Spiritual Pisces-Sagittarius: The Unfocused Pisces-Capricorn: The Pessimist Pisces-Aquarius: The Otherworldly Pisces-Pisces: The Helper

The chameleon

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

spreading some good luck to myself and my followers to kick off the new year! work ur magic roger!!

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basics

signs

aries

  • characteristics: optimistic, energetic, aggressive
  • element: fire
  • modality: cardinal
  • sister sign: libra
  • ruled by: mars
  • rules: first house

taurus

  • characteristics: sensual, stubborn, realistic
  • element: earth
  • modality: fixed
  • sister sign: scorpio
  • ruled by: venus
  • rules: second house

gemini

  • characteristics: talkative, witty, adaptable
  • element: air
  • modality: mutable
  • sister sign: sagittarius
  • ruled by: mercury
  • rules: third house

cancer

  • characteristics: nurturing, intuitive, emotional
  • element: water
  • modality: cardinal
  • sister sign: capricorn
  • ruled by: the moon
  • rules: fourth house

leo

  • characteristics: protective, generous, prideful
  • element: fire
  • modality: fixed
  • sister sign: aquarius
  • ruled by: the sun
  • rules: fifth house

virgo

  • characteristics: critical, organized, shy
  • element: earth
  • modality: mutable
  • sister sign: pisces
  • ruled by: mercury
  • rules: sixth house

libra

  • characteristics: polite, oblivious, fair
  • element: air
  • modality: cardinal
  • sister sign: aries
  • ruled by: venus
  • rules: seventh house

scorpio

  • characteristics: powerful, secretive, jealous
  • element: water
  • modality: fixed
  • sister sign: taurus
  • ruled by: pluto
  • rules: eighth house

sagittarius

  • characteristics: adventurous, funny, impatient
  • element: fire
  • modality: mutable
  • sister sign: gemini
  • ruled by: jupiter
  • rules: ninth house

capricorn

  • characteristics: responsible, independent, unimaginative
  • element: earth
  • modality: cardinal
  • sister sign: cancer
  • ruled by: saturn
  • rules: tenth house

aquarius

  • characteristics: creative, rebellious, eccentric
  • element: air
  • modality: fixed
  • sister sign: leo
  • ruled by: uranus
  • rules: eleventh house

pisces

  • characteristics: imaginative, selfless, sensitive
  • element: water
  • modality: mutable
  • sister sign: virgo
  • ruled by: neptune
  • rules: twelfth house

modalities

cardinal

  • characteristic: initiating 
  • signs: aries, cancer, libra, capricorn

fixed

  • characteristic: sustaining
  • signs: taurus, leo, scorpio, aquarius

mutable

  • characteristic: changing
  • signs: gemini, virgo, sagittarius, pisces

elements

fire

  • characteristics: action-oriented, creative
  • signs: aries, leo, sagittarius

earth

  • characteristics: stable, practicle
  • signs: taurus, virgo, capricorn

air

  • characteristics: intellectual, unpredictable
  • signs: gemini, libra, aquarius

water

  • characteristics: psychic, sensitive
  • signs: cancer, scorpio, pisces

planets

sun: personality, ego

moon: emotions, behavior patterns

mercury: communication, thoughts

venus: beauty, love, female

mars: aggression, vitality, male

jupiter: growth, luck, charity

saturn: boundaries, responsibilities

uranus: rebellion, change

neptune: dreams, imagination

pluto: obsession, power

houses

first house: self, individual (rising/ascendant)

second house: possessions

third house: communication

fourth house: home

fifth house: creativity, fun

sixth house: schedules, health

seventh house: partnerships

eighth house: transformation, death

ninth house: adventure, growth

tenth house: public image, career (midheaven)

eleventh house: friends, social justice

twelfth house: imagination, endings

major aspects

sextile

  • degree: 60°
  • polarity: positive
  • indicates: harmony, natural talents 

trine

  • degree: 120°
  • polarity: positive
  • indicates: luck, oppurtunity, creativity

conjunct

  • degree:
  • polarity: neutral
  • indicates: blend, two energies working as one

opposition

  • degree: 180°
  • polarity: negative
  • indicates: tension, energies compete for center stage

square

  • degree: 90°
  • polarity: negative
  • indicates: conflict, challenges

asteroids

chiron

  • keywords: healing, wounds

ceres

  • keywords: cooking, nuturing, parenting

pallas athena

  • keywords: creativity, justice, talents

juno

  • keywords: soulmates, marriage, commitment

vesta

  • keywords: pure, perfection, insecurities
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weavemama

GUYS, SHIA LABEOUF LAUNCHED AN ANTI-TRUMP LIVSTREAM THAT WILL RUN FOR THE WHOLE FOUR YEARS…..

YOU CAN WATCH IT HERE

#HeWillNotDivideUs

right now theres a band playing a song its pretty cute

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Different types of dick

Drake dick:it’s for everybody and it loves everybody. Don’t be surprised if this dick comes with tears, emotional baggage, and poetry. 


Chris Brown dick: Assumes he’s the best you’ve ever had. Probably attached to the body of a dancer with a large ego. Cease and desist before you have him stalking your ass 


Future dick: is the low point before the high point. Don’t worry, sex with this dick will wake you up and make you realize you deserve better tbh 


Wale dick: used to cuddle with you afterwards and watch seinfield. Disappeared and you wish it would come back. 


Kendrick Lamar dick:Big fan of pillow talk about changing the world. Ain’t the cutest but his personality makes up for it. The one on everyone’s “id let him hit if he asked” list 


Jcole dick:will probably tell all his boys about it afterwards. Tries to be rough but wants nothing more than to be soft & sensual with you 


Bryson Tiller dick:Raspy voice. Likes to tell you how amazing you are afterwards. 50/50 on whether you should believe everything he says 


Tory Lanez dick:Caribbean flavored Bryson tiller dick 


Amine dick:new guy you started fucking with who immediately wanted you to call him daddy.

The Weeknd dick: type of dick to get you into a threesome snorting cocaine off of some girls ass while he hits it from the back. Kinky. Not for the light hearted.

Chance the Rapper dick:goofy dick. The type of dick to make you laugh while you guys are having sex. All around a good time.

Kanye West dick: you miss the way he used to put it down. Now it’s just you stroking his ego.