Current obsession: DnD

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

A WEIRD DOG

I’ve actually watched dogs break up fistfights between humans by physically dragging the combatants apart dogs don’t take no shit from anyone

"He's just a Ghost. You raised an army! You can bring back one Ghost!"

Oh hi mind if I drop my Destiny oc art here? Okay thanks

This is my exo warlock Solaris-9 (he/him) but in like an evil AU this is not his normal outfit. He looks like this normally:

And this is his titan partner Centauri-14 (they/he)

These are some other au concepts I'm still fleshing out lol

Ok that's all byeee

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Come on.

it just keeps going frr

whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport

why is it that people who dont play hollow knight are the funniest about it. friend whos been watching me play sent me this headcanon of theirs

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

Not worth taking the risk

Worth a shot.

did jocat actually do anything problematic or did fall under the travis mcelroy trap of being a kind of cringy cishet dude who isn't irony poisoned enough for the internet.

like sorry if i'm wrong but this feels like completely normal dude behavior, like i think responding to internet strangers making fun of your appearance with "hey could you not do that" is like. perfectly reasonable actually

JoCat is one of the sweetest, most genuine people I know. He did nothing wrong, and people were cruel to him because they saw his kindness as weakness and his genuineness as cringe. Then more people were cruel to him because they saw a mob forming and decided to get in a few kicks on the Main Character Of The Week, perhaps on the assumption that anyone receiving an avalanche of hatred calling him Gay For Liking Women must have done something terrible to deserve it. It was a catastrophic failure of human goodness and to this day I am absolutely furious that so many people were so weak as to participate in this pointless peer-pressured cruelty.

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

Sesame Workshop has been doing pride stuff since 2017. The Muppet Wiki has a nice list of stuff they've done:

Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.

They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.

It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

(Context- The Wizard is talking about how beautiful the view is from the bridge we are standing on)

Wizard- It's beautiful because I am just so high!

*DM, rogue(me), and bard are now super confused looking and just start cackling*

Wizard, with a look of realization: WAIT- I MEAN HIGH UP, HIGH DISTANCE-WISE!!

Doctor to the Master: We can fight amongst the stars

Doctor to the Toymaker: We can play games across the universe

Doctor to Rogue: We can argue across the stars

The Doctor only knows two kinds of long-term relationships: travelling companion and interstellar nemesis. No in-between.

HE NEEDS A NEW PICKUP LINE GOD

Perfect woman

She’s everything to me

Bruh,,,,

These guys!!!!!

The snake getting kidnapped but placed in a large area where they get infinite food for a while is like if an alien flew down to earth and yoinked 70 people into their ship, but just wanted them to eat the food they just fucking couldn't

Thor is chosen once a century. Mjolnir comes in many forms, but eachis a tool and each tailored to its wielder’s job. Which explains why Derek in accounting found a new, fancy pen at his desk one day.

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

seriously FUCK netflix and most other streaming services!!!! i miss physical media so much!!! behind the scenes footage, bloopers, interviews, cast/director/producer commentaries etc… bring this back, damn it!!!!