There will come a day

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

holy crap lois i'm bipolar

Dear food canning companies:

If your cans are not stackable, I am willing corporate death upon you 💜

So true

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

like??

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

Fun fact: I've taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I'm not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I'm not NOT saying that.

They did gender-affirming surgery on a vape.

The way I'm being attacked because this is the blue version of my vape mod

Rhaenyra: 

And the villain is Businessman Will Ferrell

who up delaying the inevitable

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

hey yeah sorry about your boyfriend. yeah i spun him into yarn, sorry. he was really soft and easy to work with. if you want, i could make him into a sweater? that way you can still wear him. no? ok. sorry.

this is like the least-evil use of this image possible

hmmm

Ten year old virgins?

improvised weaponry

they beat jesus with that

Vegan BDSM equipment

This post killed me 3 times